1 egg short of a dozen

A Nebraska man has been sentenced to 108 days in jail for driving drunk … with 100 chickens in his SUV. chicken in a carLuis Motola-Palacio was pulled over for drunk driving, but officers were also concerned about the 100 chickens they found crammed into the back of the vehicle. Nearly half of them were dead. Palacio was charged with DUI and livestock neglect. A year earlier, Palacio was arrested for assault after he shot a man in the leg during an argument they had while butchering a pig in a garage.

A Scottish woman, whose name was not released, was said to be highly intoxicated when she started pestering a flight attendant for cigarettes on a flight to London. She was told she couldn’t get a butt and then tried to kick some by removing her prosthetic leg and assaulting the crew with it. A witness said, “She was shouting ‘I want cigarettes’ and that she wanted a parachute to jump off the plane. It sounds funny, but it was not a laughing matter at the time.” The flight had to be diverted, and the woman was detained for questioning.

Florida man, Wayne Bradley Wade ransacked a home in Hollywood and made it out with a good haul, but in all the excitement he left his phone sitting on the bed in the master bedroom. Rather than do the smart thing and let it alone, he called it to see if they’d be good Samaritans and return it. However, the call was answered by a detective sent to investigate the robbery. Cops were able to find Wade by tracing the number he placed the call from, and identify him by his fingerprints, which were all over the phone as well as other items at the scene. He now faces charges of grand theft and robbery.

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