2 slaps, an uppercut and a fish to the face!


A feisty Irish teenager described as between 15 and 18 with “untidy” blonde hair, approached a seafood fish slapcounter and asked the worker sev­eral ques­tions about the offer­ings on dis­play, then sud­denly grabbed a large sea bream by the tail and smacked the worker square in the face before mak­ing a run for it! The vic­tim says he has no idea what might have moti­vated the girl to do such a fishy thing.

Guy Lan­ches­ter was wan­der­ing around on the grounds of a Key West motel, which creeped out the night clerk enough that he called cops.  As a deputy pulled into the park­ing lot, he saw Lan­ches­ter toss a par­cel into a planter and walk away. Offi­cer Dar­nell Sealy retrieved the bag, which con­tained about a gram of coke, he approached Lan­ches­ter, who kept a straight face while say­ing, “I don’t under­stand. I thought cocaine wasn’t ille­gal in Florida.” He thought wrong, and is fac­ing felony charges.

Trevor Puskas barged into a Radio Shack with a ski-mask over his face and a stun gun in his hand, demand­ing the clerk turn over all the cash in the reg­is­ter.  He got a bit unnerved when the employee took too long, how­ever, and fired a taser which landed a direct hit on his own hand! Obvi­ously real­iz­ing what a stu­pid mis­take he’d made he hauled ass out the door.  But he came back a few hours later…because he’s an employee there and was sched­uled a shift!  Cops were waiting.

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