5th graders learning how to party!


A woman set a man’s car on fire in Jacksonville, Florida after he refused to buy her a McFlurry at McDonald’s. Witnesses said the woman was angry after she asked for a McFlurry and the man she was with refused to buy her one. Tthe woman then grabbed the man’s keys and headed to his car. One witness stated that the woman then began to pour alcohol and gasoline on the man’s car, lit it on fire, and then ran off. Officials said once the fire was out, the man left with his car.

Whiskey and chainsaw are a brutal combination. A drunken Louisville, Ky., man carved up another person’s car during an argument on Saturday night, authorities say. Joshua Keene, 33, was looking to leave his home in a four-wheeler in pursuit of more whiskey when the altercation started. According to WAVE 3 News, Keene knocked the victim down and started pulling her hair. Keene then grabbed a chainsaw from the garage and severely damaged the victim’s car, cutting into the hood and breaking the windshield. The suspect fled on foot, but was found by Louisville cops nearby. He was charged with criminal mischief, fourth-degree assault and public intoxication.

A superintendent says a Michigan teacher gave non-alcoholic beer to a classroom of fifth graders as part of a history lesson. Superintendent Ed Koledo says the teacher allowed Hyatt Elementary students in Linden to sample O’Doul’s that was brought to school by a student to represent ale common in the 1700s and consumed at the time because of the scarcity of clean water. Koledo says the teacher made an “inappropriate choice.” O’Doul’s is advertised as non-alcoholic beer, but contains a small amount of alcohol. Liquor Control Commission spokeswoman Andrea Miller says giving O’Doul’s or similar drinks to minors can be prosecuted as a misdemeanor in Michigan. No one has been charged.

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