90 year old reels in woman

old man fishingA 90-year-old man in the Nether­lands is a hero after jump­ing into a river to res­cue a 19-year-old woman who fell from a dock. Jaap [pr. YOP] Kop­pers said he was fish­ing when he heard a splash fol­lowed by a scream. When he saw the woman in the water he jumped in to pull her out .Kop­pers said, “It was my duty. Some peo­ple freeze with shock when some­thing like this hap­pens, but not me. I would do the same thing again. But it was just as well she was not too fat.”

Bay­onne Police Chief Anthony Scianni said Brian Camp­bell, 30, wore a base­ball cap and a ban­dana cov­er­ing his face when he entered a Chase bank branch and demanded money. Bank cus­tomer Anthony Far­ring­ton, 35, over­heard Camp­bell and pulled a super hero move by grab­bing a candy dish and hit­ting Camp­bell over the head!  Camp­bell fell and his head struck the counter and Far­ring­ton was able to bind his hands with a phone cord. Camp­bell was arrested on a charge of first-degree rob­bery and held on $200,000 bond.

Cops found a very wasted Stephanie Hen­dricks in front of a deli on Sat­ur­day night, and when they approached her, she began curs­ing wildly and bared her lady parts – telling the offi­cers pre­cisely what they could do with them, before fir­ing her undies in their direc­tion. She was cuffed and charged with theft of ser­vices, resist­ing arrest, dis­or­derly con­duct and inde­cent expo­sure. Con­tacted by a local news­pa­per, she said, “I went out. I got drunk. I had a bad night. It was obvi­ously an alter­ca­tion, but I have no rec­ol­lec­tion from a cer­tain point in the evening.”

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