Naked dude only wanted a Sprite


A home­owner, whose name was not released, says that she was watch­ing tele­vi­sion with her hus­band and Freddie shelbydecided to go down­stairs, where she found Fred­die Shelby sleep­ing in her bed – with all of his cloth­ing tossed on the floor nearby. Trou­ble is, she had no idea who this naked guy sprawled out on her bed was! She says she grabbed a knife and a rolling pin to pro­tect her­self and called 911 then woke Shelby – who says he removed a screen and climbed through, mak­ing him­self at home. The woman says that her wal­let, com­plete with cash and credit cards, was right next to the bed and after check­ing, she deter­mined that the only thing Shelby took was a can of Sprite. She says, “I felt dis­gusted. I Lysoled every­thing.”  — Gross, I’d spray every­thing too!

 

Chris Villav­i­cen­cio of Union City, New Jer­sey, got sep­a­rated from his par­ents and younger sis­ter Sat­ur­day after­noon. The 9 year old left the zoo and wan­dered around Times Square until police found him at the Port Author­ity Bus Ter­mi­nal more than a mile away. When the fam­ily was reunited, Chris’s father clutched him tightly and wept. The boy told the Daily News, “This was the great­est day of my life because this was the first day I was at the police sta­tion!” Oh no…they are in for a ride!
We knew this would even­tu­ally hap­pen. Overzeal­ous or per­haps visu­ally impaired emer­gency respon­ders broke into a hot car to res­cue …a doll. With tem­per­a­tures soar­ing to 82 degrees in Hobo­ken, New Jer­sey , passersby became alarmed and called 911 say­ing that there was a life­less child left alone in a car seat. Luz Kitty Mieles, the owner of the Honda CRV, was not amused to find EMTs hov­er­ing around her smashed driver-side win­dow after res­cu­ing her granddaughter’s doll named Todd. The medics apol­o­gized for their mis­take. Mieles wants Hobo­ken to reim­burse her for the damage.

 

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