The new meaning of a "chuck" roast

A Cal­i­for­nia man got two life sen­tences in one day, cour­tesy of a judge who sen­tenced him to spend the rest of his days behind bars, then imme­di­ately per­formed his wed­ding cer­e­mony. Judge Patri­cia Cook­son threw the book at Danne Des­brow, slap­ping him with a sen­tence of 53 years to life for a 2003 mur­der, per­formed the cer­e­mony and served up a cake she’d made her­self to cel­e­brate the big day.

chuck roastTwo Ten­nessee women ended up esca­lat­ing their beef by get­ting into a phys­i­cal alter­ca­tion.  Tamaria Ster­ling got into a fight with an uniden­ti­fied woman at a club over the week­end.  She then showed up to her home the next morn­ing to knock on the door and douse her with a cup of urine. The other woman then chucked a roast she’d been cook­ing at Ster­ling and launch­ing a full-on brawl. Cops called to the scene arrested Ster­ling despite her insis­tence that she was act­ing in self-defense.

A 41-year-old Ukran­ian man and his thirty some­thing girl­friend were hav­ing sex on some train tracks and failed to notice that a train was approach­ing.  The woman was killed instantly but the man sur­vived los­ing both legs and will likely be charged with break­ing the country’s laws over mis­us­ing rail­road tran­sit sys­tem.  There’s really no happy end­ing to this story except that we may be able to take solace in the fact that it must have been REALLY good.  How­ever, there is a moral to it.  STAY THE HELL OFF THE TRAIN TRACKS. 

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