A California man got two life sentences in one day, courtesy of a judge who sentenced him to spend the rest of his days behind bars, then immediately performed his wedding ceremony. Judge Patricia Cookson threw the book at Danne Desbrow, slapping him with a sentence of 53 years to life for a 2003 murder, performed the ceremony and served up a cake she’d made herself to celebrate the big day.
Two Tennessee women ended up escalating their beef by getting into a physical altercation. Tamaria Sterling got into a fight with an unidentified woman at a club over the weekend. She then showed up to her home the next morning to knock on the door and douse her with a cup of urine. The other woman then chucked a roast she’d been cooking at Sterling and launching a full-on brawl. Cops called to the scene arrested Sterling despite her insistence that she was acting in self-defense.
A 41-year-old Ukranian man and his thirty something girlfriend were having sex on some train tracks and failed to notice that a train was approaching. The woman was killed instantly but the man survived losing both legs and will likely be charged with breaking the country’s laws over misusing railroad transit system. There’s really no happy ending to this story except that we may be able to take solace in the fact that it must have been REALLY good. However, there is a moral to it. STAY THE HELL OFF THE TRAIN TRACKS.