A slow stinky death or get a new phone....

Drop­ping your cell phone into a toi­let is unfortunate—but in China, it can be tragic. A young woman dropped her new phone into an
cellphone in toiletopen-pit toi­let and her hus­band was the first to jump into the knee-deep cesspool to try and find the phone. He started hav­ing dif­fi­culty breath­ing and then fainted! His mother then jumped in after him and she too fainted. The young woman her­self was the third to jump in, and also fell uncon­scious. Both the hus­band and mother died of suf­fo­ca­tion, and the father-in-law plus 2 neigh­bors also jumped in! Ulti­mately, vil­lagers used a rope tied to res­cuers who pulled all six peo­ple out of the pit. The woman who dropped the phone and one neigh­bor are still in inten­sive care. Let this be a les­son to you…always take your phone out of your back pocket before tak­ing a trip to the loo!


A Florida man’s busi­ness part­ner­ship with his brother went to pot after he assaulted him. Rod­ney Brown and his older brother Jackie were work­ing in their grow house when a ver­bal dis­pute got a lit­tle too heated and Rod­ney uprooted sev­eral of the three-foot-high pot plants in order to smack Jackie over the head. The elder Brown called cops to inter­vene –which they did and because grow­ing mar­i­juana in Florida is ille­gal the cops busted them for the 10 remain­ing plants and a wide range of drug paraphernalia.


Florida man Paul Kir­leis called the Marco Island police about a sus­pi­cious vehi­cle and an offi­cer responded on his department-issued phone. Fol­low­ing that con­ver­sa­tion, Kir­leis allegedly texted the offi­cer “Who is this?” and those texts were fol­lowed up by a photo of a man in a thong and a pic­ture of a man who looked like Kir­leis bent over, naked and look­ing back at the cam­era. After the pho­tos, the offi­cer received another text that read, “Sooo.” Sooo…when offi­cers con­tacted Kir­leis about the texts, he told them he “was very intox­i­cated and did not remem­ber much from the night.” Kir­leis was charged with stalk­ing and pro­hi­bi­tion of cer­tain acts in con­nec­tion with obscene, lewd materials.

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