A swift kick in the glass

A Florida man got a real kick in the glass. Hoyt Adams returned to break into the house and ended up man falling through windowjump­ing on a bed with such force that he got thrown through a closed win­dow. Adams bounced back and ran next door to dive through their front win­dow, but heavy shut­ters pre­vented him from gain­ing entry – so, like the Big Bad Wolf, he picked a third home and crashed through a win­dow into a bed­room where he smashed a flat screen tele­vi­sion before cops arrived. He then admit­ted he was high on both Molly and syn­thetic pot.

A Wash­ing­ton state man is hop­ing to iden­tify a bur­glar who broke into William Crockett’s home and stole a tablet com­puter and a chest con­tain­ing his father’s ashes! A sur­veil­lance cam­era in Crockett’s bed­room cap­tured the sus­pect on tape who hap­pened to be dressed in drag. Even though he has an idea about the burglar’s iden­tity, Crockett’s pri­mary con­cern is get­ting the ashes back. The Crock­etts are direct
descen­dants of Amer­i­can icon Davey Crock­ett and the chest con­tain­ing the ashes was a piece of prized fam­ily mem­o­ra­bilia. What if it was just a realy ugly woman??
A crook in New York City showed just how well-“bread” he is by steal­ing a bak­ery truck. David Bas­tar sped off in a fully-stocked truck from Grimaldi’s Home of Bread and soon, he was on a roll – stop­ping at three restau­rants listed on the deliv­ery plan before throw­ing freshly-baked loaves out the win­dow to sur­prised pedes­tri­ans. Bas­tar, who is said to be men­tally unsta­ble and in his tighty whities was taken to a psy­chi­atric hos­pi­tal for observation.

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