And he wonders why he's unemployed....

Florida crook Felipe Cruz strolled up to a bank teller’s window and handed over a note saying, “Give me no jobthe 100s, 50s, 20s now. Do not set the alarm. Hurry!!!”  But since she was completely surrounded by bulletproof glass, the teller just walked away, prompting Cruz to leave –with the note still wedged in the window. While he’s not in custody yet, cops have Cruz’s address, phone number and other pertinent info because the note was written on a job application that included all his contact info.

A motorcyclist brought traffic to a standstill on one of Madrid’s busiest highways after he pulled over to look for his false teeth, which flew out of his mouth when he sneezed!  Two municipal police officers approached the motorcyclist and ordered him to resume his journey.  It wasn’t known if the man found his dentures.

Willie Myrick was outside taking care of his pet Chihuahua. The young boy spotted a few dollars near a tree. When he walked over to the money, a man grabbed Willie and forced him into a four-door Honda Civic. “He said if I told anyone he would hurt me, like, in a bad way.” The man drove around for three hours before leaving Willie on the side of a road in East Point, Ga. According to the fourth grader, the reason the man released him is because Willie irritated him with gospel music. Willie sang the track, “Every Praise” repeatedly until the guy made him get out of the car.  Now, a number of organizations in the area are teaming up to offer a $10,000 reward in the investigation.

 

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