At least he had socks on....

A Florida man proved you don’t have to be a lawyer to be an ambu­lance chaser – by run­ning after one of AMBULANCE CHASERthe emer­gency vehi­cles and hop­ping on the bumper to get a ride. Tim­o­thy Tor­fonz Baker, who slipped out of his pants at some point dur­ing the trek, was arrested after he hopped off the ambu­lance and ran to block its path, naked from the waist down and reek­ing of alco­hol. Cops, who described Baker as ram­bling inco­her­ently about an alter­ca­tion he’d been in, found a bag of mar­i­juana rolled up in his sock and arrested him on drug charges. Oh good, at least he had socks on.

60 stu­dents, who are all set to grad­u­ate in June, allegedly broke into Tea­neck High School and ran­sacked the build­ing. Stu­dents turned over desks, releas­ing water bal­loons, putting Vase­line on door­knobs and uri­nated on floors!  Police arrived at the school after an alarm was set off at 2:30 in the morn­ing. They found some stu­dents hid­ing in the build­ing while oth­ers tried to make a run for it. They told cops it was just a senior prank, but many of them will likely be fac­ing crim­i­nal mis­chief and bur­glary charges.

West Vir­ginia man Gre­gory Allen Horner was arrested the first time while police were respond­ing to a call about some­one using a fake pre­scrip­tion for Xanax at a Rite Aid phar­macy. While police were at the phar­macy inves­ti­gat­ing Horner walked in with another fake pre­scrip­tion.  After being arrested for forg­ing a pre­scrip­tion, Horner posted bond and was released. Only a few hours later, police then were called to Horner’s home for a domes­tic dis­pute and arrested him again for domes­tic bat­tery after his wife filed for a pro­tec­tive order. Horner posted bond, returned to the home that evening and was arrested again for vio­lat­ing the pro­tec­tive order. After his third arrest in seven hours, Horner was arraigned and imme­di­ately sen­tenced to a manda­tory 10 days in jail.

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