Baby Got Bud

Florida father Terandell Coleman allegedly approached Panama City police officers with his 2-month-old toddler in tow and asked if they baby got budwanted to buy “bud” from him for $25. To be fair the officers were in an unmarked vehicle but they were wearing their uniforms and Coleman still tried to make a sale! After the cops agreed to purchase the pot, instead of hightailing it, the 28-year-old “parked the stroller” 15 feet away and leaned into the officers’ car to complete the sale. In addition to the misdemeanor cannabis charge, Coleman was charged with felony child neglect for allegedly conducting a narcotics transaction “while acting as a caregiver.” The child was given to his mother and Coleman was taken to the Bay County Jail.

 

A 28 year old Italian man, whose name was not released, spent months snapping up bras and staging panty raids by swiping the items from clotheslines under cover of night. After a brief investigation, police got a warrant to search his home and found that his cups runneth over with stolen lingerie which he admitted he was hooked on. Neighbors say the man had previously been taken in on suspicion of harassing an ex-girlfriend. Probably for her underware.
A Colorado man did his best to prove he was a crack shot – by trying to gun down the cops who’d just handcuffed him…with a pistol he’d hidden between his butt cheeks! Isaac Vigil, who was in custody on drug charges, had been collared and cuffed while smoking meth in a McDonald’s parking lot. It took several officers to subdue the “highly agitated” While the deputies say they searched Vigil three times, finding two bags of meth hidden in his nether region & he still managed to pull a .25 caliber weapon out of his butt!! Vigil managed to get off two shots, neither of which connected, before he was shot once by police. He was not badly hurt, and was charged with numerous felonies, including assault, menacing and drug and weapon possession.

 

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