Baby Got Bud

Florida father Teran­dell Cole­man allegedly approached Panama City police offi­cers with his 2-month-old tod­dler in tow and asked if they baby got budwanted to buy “bud” from him for $25. To be fair the offi­cers were in an unmarked vehi­cle but they were wear­ing their uni­forms and Cole­man still tried to make a sale! After the cops agreed to pur­chase the pot, instead of high­tail­ing it, the 28-year-old “parked the stroller” 15 feet away and leaned into the offi­cers’ car to com­plete the sale. In addi­tion to the mis­de­meanor cannabis charge, Cole­man was charged with felony child neglect for allegedly con­duct­ing a nar­cotics trans­ac­tion “while act­ing as a care­giver.” The child was given to his mother and Cole­man was taken to the Bay County Jail.


A 28 year old Ital­ian man, whose name was not released, spent months snap­ping up bras and stag­ing panty raids by swip­ing the items from clothes­lines under cover of night. After a brief inves­ti­ga­tion, police got a war­rant to search his home and found that his cups run­neth over with stolen lin­gerie which he admit­ted he was hooked on. Neigh­bors say the man had pre­vi­ously been taken in on sus­pi­cion of harass­ing an ex-girlfriend. Prob­a­bly for her under­ware.
A Col­orado man did his best to prove he was a crack shot – by try­ing to gun down the cops who’d just hand­cuffed him…with a pis­tol he’d hid­den between his butt cheeks! Isaac Vigil, who was in cus­tody on drug charges, had been col­lared and cuffed while smok­ing meth in a McDonald’s park­ing lot. It took sev­eral offi­cers to sub­due the “highly agi­tated” While the deputies say they searched Vigil three times, find­ing two bags of meth hid­den in his nether region & he still man­aged to pull a .25 cal­iber weapon out of his butt!! Vigil man­aged to get off two shots, nei­ther of which con­nected, before he was shot once by police. He was not badly hurt, and was charged with numer­ous felonies, includ­ing assault, men­ac­ing and drug and weapon possession.


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