Bar bed

The dis­pute in PA started when a bar­tender refused to serve two men because one was under­age and the other had already had enough to drink. The men, whose names were not released, left, but returned a short time later to throw a dead ground­hog through the front door  and topped that off with a rot­ting bird!  Brookville police chief Ken Dworek told the Asso­ci­ated Press that such events are com­mon in town, such as when “a guy will get in an argu­ment and put a dead squir­rel on his girlfriend’s doorknob.”

Ocala, FL Police say a woman took a 46-inch Sony flat screen TV from the Wal­mart in Ocala and then had the gall to return later in the day wear­ing dif­fer­ent cloth­ing.  She then attempted to leave the store with another 50-inch TV! Police said when a loss pre­ven­tion offi­cer con­fronted the woman she attacked him with her feet, elbows and fin­ger­nails, lead­ing him to give up try­ing to detain her. Police said they were try­ing to iden­tify the woman from sur­veil­lance cam­era footage.

Inves­ti­ga­tors in Palma, Spain said they responded to a call and dis­cov­ered a 50-year-old man had bro­ken a win­dow with a bar stool and ran­sacked the bar.  And because ran­sack­ing a bar is very labo­ri­ous work, he passed out on a couch!  Police found sev­eral cell­phones, credit cards, lip­sticks and make-up cases on the man’s body. “I was so drunk I don’t know what I was doing,” police quoted the man as say­ing. “I’ve got no idea how I ended up sleep­ing on that couch.”

Drunk in Bar

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