Better to be #1 than #2

 A sixth grader at a middle school in Florida was twerking, fell, and hit the fire alarm – which ended up bringing the local fire department to the scene. The fact that it was a dude makes this story even more wonderful!   It didn’t take long for the school principal to ban twerking throughout the school – and suspend the boy, which seems excessive, considering the embarrassment he’s sure to suffer throughout the rest of the school year

A New Jersey man awoke from a 10-hour sleep with an aching back.It turns out that the 42-year-old Trenton, NJ man got into a fight on his porch at 2am and was so drunk he passed out not realizing that his brother stabbed his with a 5-inch knife blade! He is expected to be out of the hospital in short order.

Wet electronicsAn Arkansas man found a way to tell Radio Shack they were number one!  Unfortunately the store clerk didn’t take too kindly to John Posey relieving himself on the carpet and a shelf filled with electronics. The officer on the scene noticed Posey was unsteady on his feet, smelled of alcohol and hadn’t bothered to zip up his fly.  Posey initially denied going with the flow, but eventually ‘fessed up, saying he didn’t simply ask to use the restroom because “usually they don’t let you.” He was charged with public intoxication and criminal mischief.

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