Better to be #1 than #2

 A sixth grader at a mid­dle school in Florida was twerk­ing, fell, and hit the fire alarm – which ended up bring­ing the local fire depart­ment to the scene. The fact that it was a dude makes this story even more won­der­ful!   It didn’t take long for the school prin­ci­pal to ban twerk­ing through­out the school – and sus­pend the boy, which seems exces­sive, con­sid­er­ing the embar­rass­ment he’s sure to suf­fer through­out the rest of the school year

A New Jer­sey man awoke from a 10-hour sleep with an aching back.It turns out that the 42-year-old Tren­ton, NJ man got into a fight on his porch at 2am and was so drunk he passed out not real­iz­ing that his brother stabbed his with a 5-inch knife blade! He is expected to be out of the hos­pi­tal in short order.

Wet electronicsAn Arkansas man found a way to tell Radio Shack they were num­ber one!  Unfor­tu­nately the store clerk didn’t take too kindly to John Posey reliev­ing him­self on the car­pet and a shelf filled with elec­tron­ics. The offi­cer on the scene noticed Posey was unsteady on his feet, smelled of alco­hol and hadn’t both­ered to zip up his fly.  Posey ini­tially denied going with the flow, but even­tu­ally ‘fessed up, say­ing he didn’t sim­ply ask to use the restroom because “usu­ally they don’t let you.” He was charged with pub­lic intox­i­ca­tion and crim­i­nal mischief.

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