Jesus or Werewolf Poo?

jesus pooJesus has shown himself in French toast, on a potato chip and in many other obscure places but it’s hard to believe that this is one of them.  In Brooklyn, Ohio – A man believes that the Jesus shaped bird poo on his car windshield could be a miracle! Jim Lawry was in the driveway of his parent’s, Ohio, home when he noticed the poo left behind by the passing bird. Lawry’s son, parents and friends all came out to look. They too were amazed. In an email to NewsChannel5, Lawry said he believed it was some sort of sign and wanted to share.

A Georgia teenager who’d just gotten out of jail couldn’t get a ride home after his release, so he took the bus – which landed him back behind bars, since he took it from a parking lot without permission. Jonathan Cole Collins had hoofed it more than six miles before his energy started to flag, so when he spotted a school bus with its door open and the keys in the ignition, he decided to grab a seat … and a steering wheel. Collins drove the vehicle about eight more miles to his home county, where he was busted for the theft.

A Pennsylvania man found himself in a real pickle – after calling 911 nine times in one night! Gregory Jackson placed the calls over the course of 90 minutes because he had a hankering for a cheeseburger he had his buns hauled off to jail by deputies who discovered he already had a warrant out for his arrest for blowing off a court date two days earlier!  He’s currently awaiting a hearing on public intoxication charges, with a hearing for the bad 911 calls to follow.

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