Jesus or Werewolf Poo?

jesus pooJesus has shown him­self in French toast, on a potato chip and in many other obscure places but it’s hard to believe that this is one of them.  In Brook­lyn, Ohio – A man believes that the Jesus shaped bird poo on his car wind­shield could be a mir­a­cle! Jim Lawry was in the dri­ve­way of his parent’s, Ohio, home when he noticed the poo left behind by the pass­ing bird. Lawry’s son, par­ents and friends all came out to look. They too were amazed. In an email to NewsChannel5, Lawry said he believed it was some sort of sign and wanted to share.

A Geor­gia teenager who’d just got­ten out of jail couldn’t get a ride home after his release, so he took the bus – which landed him back behind bars, since he took it from a park­ing lot with­out per­mis­sion. Jonathan Cole Collins had hoofed it more than six miles before his energy started to flag, so when he spot­ted a school bus with its door open and the keys in the igni­tion, he decided to grab a seat … and a steer­ing wheel. Collins drove the vehi­cle about eight more miles to his home county, where he was busted for the theft.

A Penn­syl­va­nia man found him­self in a real pickle – after call­ing 911 nine times in one night! Gre­gory Jack­son placed the calls over the course of 90 min­utes because he had a han­ker­ing for a cheese­burger he had his buns hauled off to jail by deputies who dis­cov­ered he already had a war­rant out for his arrest for blow­ing off a court date two days ear­lier!  He’s cur­rently await­ing a hear­ing on pub­lic intox­i­ca­tion charges, with a hear­ing for the bad 911 calls to follow.

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