Butt dialers busted!


Nathan Tek­le­mariam and Car­son Rine­hart were over­heard smash­ing the win­dows of a vehi­cle and cack­ling about the haul they were mak­ing off with – as well as the loca­tion of the spot they were going with the stuff. What they didn’t do is make sure they weren’t butt dial­ing the cops. A cruiser was quickly dis­patched to chase the men down.  Police found the stolen items and cuffed the men – adding insult to injury by telling them exactly how they were found.

Cab_DriverNicholas Wayne Schwaben­land called a cab, but had trou­ble giv­ing the cab­bie direc­tions to his home. The dri­ver got frus­trated and pulled over, demand­ing pay­ment for his wasted time, only to find out that Schwaben­land was flat broke. The cab­bie then called cops and tried to get the pas­sen­ger to have a friend come to the scene with some wheels and some cash, but Schwaben­land wouldn’t go for it. The offi­cers took him to a hos­pi­tal, where he peed him­self before strip­ping off his clothes – and then uri­nated some more in a bed before being dried off and sent back to the pokey.

Michi­gan State Police responded to a break-in that hap­pened at the Chamberlin’s Inn at about 7:35 a.m. Police were look­ing for a woman that allegedly stole food, dishes, sil­ver­ware and other goods from the inn.  Police didn’t have too look too far though because  when they arrived at the inn, they found the 42-year-old sus­pect, whose name has not been released, locked inside her own car right out­side of the inn. She had lost her keys and the door lock latches inside were bro­ken. She was arrested for home inva­sion and lar­ceny and was taken to the Mack­inac County Jail.

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