Category: Freak News

 

 

Wrong side of the fence

A CA. police report says 24-year-old Amanda Hall, climbed over one fence and almost got over the sec­ond fence of the giraffe enclo­sure at the Henry Vilas Zoo Sat­ur­day evening. A 2-year-old, 12-foot-tall giraffe named Wally gave Hall a lick, then turned and kicked her in the face. Zoo staff told police that giraffes are […]

 

SSN = Stupid Sister Numbskull

Louisiana woman Dion­dre Jones tried to check in at Slidell Memo­r­ial Hos­pi­tal using her sister’s Social Secu­rity num­ber and insur­ance info, but a com­puter warned that “date of death pre­cedes date of ser­vice.” Jones told a secu­rity guard that she couldn’t explain how the wrong Social Secu­rity num­ber got in the sys­tem and that a […]

 

More fun than a bug in your eye

A Geor­gia man bugged out after an insect flew into his eye. Ryan Cole­man was report­edly highly agi­tated and inco­her­ent when he ran over to a pass­ing patrol car to ask if he could use the side­view mir­ror to check his eye. He con­tin­ued ram­bling, which caused the offi­cer to grow sus­pi­cious and ask for […]

 

Shadow man on the moon!

A shad­owy fig­ure was spot­ted on the moon’s sur­face last month, and YouTube user Wow­for­reeel started using Google Moon, a    col­lec­tion of mil­lions of NASA images made pub­lic. Of course, the shadow might be explained in a num­ber of ways, par­tic­u­larly as a trick of light or a cam­era lens glitch. But, since it appears […]

 

Burning desire goes up in flames

Fire­fight­ers say a British man was prepar­ing a spe­cial sur­prise for his girl­friend, who was return­ing home after spend­ing a month abroad. He put a bot­tle of cham­pagne on ice, some flow­ers scat­tered around the bed­room and his girlfriend’s name spelled out with small can­dles on the floor. While he anx­iously waited by the front […]

 

When life hands you donuts...

Life is so funny some­times. One day you’re com­pet­ing in a doughnut-eating con­test against a bunch of cops and the next day those doughnut-eating cops are putting you in hand­cuffs. Bradley Hardi­son of North Car­olina was crowned the win­ner of the National Night Out Against Crime doughnut-eating con­test after he devoured eight in two minutes […]

 

Ghostly undergarments

British woman Pauline Hick­son is over­whelmed by a spirit, which she insists has fol­lowed her from house to house and town to town – over the course of seven moves. Hick­son claims that the pol­ter­geist has tried a num­ber of mis­chie­vous tricks, but always comes back to steal­ing her panties and bras. She says, “I’d […]

 

A belly full of excuses

A New Mex­ico gro­cery store clerk told Albu­querque police that Patrick Silva told her he had a gun and threat­ened to shoot her if she didn’t hand over some money. So she gave him a bag of cash and Silva took off run­ning. Police later found him hid­ing in a pickup truck. But he tells […]