Category: Freak News

 

 

Peaceful queezy feeling

 You see some­one smash­ing a ham­mer into a house you’ve been ren­o­vat­ing. You call 911 and run inside, where you find four boys, aged between eight and 10, van­dal­iz­ing the house. What do you do? New York county man Jesse Daniels decided to put the kids in a closet until the cops arrived. A move […]

 

Stuck between an air conditioner and a hard place

A smug­gler who thought he could get a leg up on law enforce­ment got kicked to the curb when a search turned up a large amount of cocaine hid­den in his arti­fi­cial leg. Cus­toms offi­cials said that the man, who had just arrived in Madrid, Spain, from Panama, looked extremely ner­vous, which led them to […]

 

I smell a rat

Air­port main­te­nance work­ers in Moscow noticed blood stains on the main land­ing gear of an iFly Air­bus A330-300 that had just flown in from Italy. They found a dead man with a Geor­gia pass­port inside the wheel well! The plane had made seven flights before the remains were dis­cov­ered & autopsy results revealed the man […]

 

Not the smartest bug in the bed

When Yolanda Orozco bit into her Burger King ham­burger, she took a look to see if there were onions. Instead, what she found was a razor blade between the meat and cheese! Police deter­mined that it acci­den­tally ended up in the burger. As offi­cers checked out the restau­rant, “we saw the dis­con­cert­ing sign of three […]

 

A baby daiquiri

A Vir­ginia man is grumpy because some­one went into his yard when he was sleepy – and stole one of the Seven Dwarfs fig­ures he keeps there for dec­o­ra­tion. Ron Water­man says he spent nine months clean­ing, repair­ing and repaint­ing the con­crete lawn orna­ments before plac­ing them out – but just a few days later, some­one sneaky and […]

 

Crime sux.

You’ll often hear women com­plain­ing that their high heels are killing them but Ana Tru­jillo took that say­ing to a whole new level!  She was arrested and charged with mur­der this week­end after police found her boyfriend, Alf Ste­fan Ander­s­son, dead from mul­ti­ple stab wounds to his head clearly made by a stiletto heel!  The 59-year-old […]

 

90 year old reels in woman

A 90-year-old man in the Nether­lands is a hero after jump­ing into a river to res­cue a 19-year-old woman who fell from a dock. Jaap [pr. YOP] Kop­pers said he was fish­ing when he heard a splash fol­lowed by a scream. When he saw the woman in the water he jumped in to pull her […]

 

Hello Sir! Oh...ma'am

Imag­ine get­ting news like this. A 66 year old man in Hong Kong was expe­ri­enc­ing pain in his stom­ach, so he went to his doc­tor, who explained that the pain was being caused by a cyst – oh, and by the way, the cyst was on his ovaries! As you can imag­ine, he was quite surprised. […]