Category: Freak News

 

 

Shareing the sausage

Police in Florida said they arrested a man twice within a 12-hour period.  Brian Blake Bien­venu, 24, of Del­ray Beach, Fla., began his alleged crime spree when a secu­rity offi­cial at High­land Beach Club observed him park­ing his vehi­cle in the nude, police said. Bien­venu then tried to open the locked gate to the club, […]

 

Butt dialers busted!

Nathan Tek­le­mariam and Car­son Rine­hart were over­heard smash­ing the win­dows of a vehi­cle and cack­ling about the haul they were mak­ing off with – as well as the loca­tion of the spot they were going with the stuff. What they didn’t do is make sure they weren’t butt dial­ing the cops. A cruiser was quickly dispatched […]

 

Not the kind of shot she was hoping for

A North Miami may­oral can­di­date has picked up a key endorse­ment that should give her a huge boost in the race. Anna Pierre claims that she was ready to give up on the race when she was vis­ited by The Lord in a dream and He told her, “Don’t be afraid; I am your friend. […]

 

Giant Bee Colony

A woman was kicked off an Amer­i­can Air­lines flight from Los Ange­les to New York and it was all because of Hous­ton – as in Whit­ney Hous­ton. Appar­ently the flight crew and pas­sen­gers got fed up with the woman’s refusal to stop singing Whitney’s “I Will Always Love You,” caus­ing the pilot to make an emergency […]

 

I fart in your (general) direction

The next time you are excited to eat a hot dog remem­ber this story…One minute, Mau­reen Oleskiewicz was watch­ing her beloved Cubs warm up before their home game against the Reds—and the next she had col­lapsed between the rows, unable to breathe. The 28-year-old hadn’t made a noise or clutched her throat, so her brother […]

 

Not everyone can say they were swallowed by a hippo...

17 years ago, travel guide Paul Tem­pler was lead­ing a group of clients in kayaks near Zimbabwe’s Vic­to­ria Falls when they encoun­tered a rogue hippo, which flipped a colleague’s boat. Just before Paul reached the boat to save his fel­low guide, he was engulfed in dark­ness … in a place he says was slimy and smelled of […]

 

Paranoia at it's best

High­land Beach Police said an offi­cer pulled the red Mit­subishi over for speed­ing and searched the area when he saw there was no one inside. Police then saw the vehi­cle take off speed­ing so was pulled over a sec­ond time. They said the vehi­cle again appeared to be empty. How­ever, after about 30 min­utes, an […]

 

Wino Wizzo

New Hamp­shire man Henry Grib­bohm says that he was try­ing to win an X-Box for his kids at the car­ni­val booth, but ended up drop­ping a whop­ping $2600 and “win­ning” the large yel­low banana with dread­locks. The game involved toss­ing balls into a tub, and he says that when he prac­ticed, it seemed easy enough, […]