Category: Freak News

 

 

Wino Wizzo

New Hamp­shire man Henry Grib­bohm says that he was try­ing to win an X-Box for his kids at the car­ni­val booth, but ended up drop­ping a whop­ping $2600 and “win­ning” the large yel­low banana with dread­locks. The game involved toss­ing balls into a tub, and he says that when he prac­ticed, it seemed easy enough, […]

 

He'll cry himself to sleep on his wee pillow

British avi­a­tion author­i­ties con­firmed a jet car­ry­ing about 200 pas­sen­gers nearly col­lided with a UFO above Scot­land!  The Air­bus A320 was about 11 miles east of Glas­gow Air­port when the pilot told air traf­fic con­trol the plane “just had some­thing pass under­neath us quite close.” The board said the object spot­ted by the pilot and […]

 

My holy pants have a crack in them

A Florida man went bananas in a con­ve­nience store ear­lier this week, strip­ping off every stitch of his cloth­ing and even­tu­ally telling cops that he was a mon­key.  Daylen Hol­lo­man was ini­tially the one who called 911 and near the end of the call, the dis­patcher asked Hol­lo­man what his name was and he said, […]

 

Lady unintentionally plays in mud

 Police in Canada said they res­cued San­dra Van Alstyne, 64 an Ontario woman who walked into a mud hole while walk­ing her dog and ended up stuck for nearly 12 hours. Hal­ibur­ton High­lands police said she was taken to a hos­pi­tal as a pre­cau­tion, police said.“Van Alstyne’s dog Monte remained by her side for almost […]

 

Ur-ine sane

Glo­ria Chubb of South Bend said she bought the house-brand can of beans at a Mei­jer store and took it home to serve to her fam­ily.  “I cooked them in the microwave with but­ter and salt and pep­per, put them on the table and my son put some on his dish and said ‘What is […]

 

Love slasher

The San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Depart­ment said Gary Bakken, 52, who was on parole for fail­ing to reg­is­ter as a sex offender, removed his GPS ankle mon­i­tor and his where­abouts were unknown until a man dis­cov­ered him inside his High­land home tak­ing a shower. Inves­ti­ga­tors said Bakken walked into the unlocked home andarranged his belongings […]

 

An un-merited badge

A Papa John’s pizza deliv­ery­man who did not want to be iden­ti­fied, pulled up to the home, got out of his vehi­cle, and was approached by two armed young men. Accord­ing the police report, the gun­men pointed revolvers at the dri­ver and told him to, “Give it up,” refer­ring to his car. One assailant hit […]

 

Red Light Special

Instead of the Kmart blue light spe­cial this guy ran with the red light spe­cial in Wal-Mart bath­room. Fos­ter Bil­lis allegedly took out ads on Craigslist offer­ing his ser­vices to prospec­tive clients, who he “checked out” dur­ing his overnight shifts at the mega-chain. An under­cover offi­cer responded to one of the ads and con­tacted Billis, […]