Category: Freak News

 

 

Naked dude only wanted a Sprite

A home­owner, whose name was not released, says that she was watch­ing tele­vi­sion with her hus­band and decided to go down­stairs, where she found Fred­die Shelby sleep­ing in her bed – with all of his cloth­ing tossed on the floor nearby. Trou­ble is, she had no idea who this naked guy sprawled out on her […]

 

Hey, I know that lady!

Work­ers at an upscale leather store in Cal­i­for­nia didn’t need a sur­veil­lance cam­era to iden­tify a shoplifter – they just turned on the local news … where she works as a reporter. Sabina Rodriguez, who works for a Fox sta­tion in Sacra­mento, was busted last week when a Coach employee channel-flipped her way onto a […]

 

1 egg short of a dozen

A Nebraska man has been sen­tenced to 108 days in jail for dri­ving drunk … with 100 chick­ens in his SUV. Luis Motola-Palacio was pulled over for drunk dri­ving, but offi­cers were also con­cerned about the 100 chick­ens they found crammed into the back of the vehi­cle. Nearly half of them were dead. Pala­cio was […]

 

Baby makes a splash!

A Con­necti­cut baby has arrived with a splash! The baby’s father, David Davis, tells WVIT-TV that he was forced to deliver the new­born in the bath­room of his West Haven home Fri­day morn­ing after his wife, Lil­lie, went into labor. He says the baby slipped through his hands dur­ing the deliv­ery, but luck­ily had a […]

 

He didn't axe nicely

So, you’re dri­ving along the high­way mind­ing your own beeswax when sud­denly an axe flies through your wind­shield. That’s what hap­pened to a dri­ver at about 11 a.m. Wednes­day on south­bound Inter­state 95 in Tops­field, MASS. A cor­ner of its blade stuck in the pas­sen­ger side of the car’s dash­board. The han­dle was stick­ing through […]

 

Softer than a boyfriend pillow?

You can now buy a chair that looks, feels, and smells like human flesh … if you’re into that sort of thing. For the low, low price of only $2,200, you can get a chair designed by Lon­don designer Gigi Barker, who actu­ally infuses each of the leather chairs with a “pheromone-impregnated sil­i­cone base” and […]

 

Jail Dodos

Offi­cers spot­ted Cindy Wingo and a male friend loi­ter­ing out­side a vacant home and decided to search her, turn­ing up a meth pipe and a bot­tle of pee. When asked why she was car­ry­ing the liq­uid, she was report­edly eva­sive and unable to offer a rea­son. Deputy Chaney Brown said it was “not uncom­mon” for […]

 

I'm with stupid

68 year old John David Mar­tinez strolled into a Wells-Fargo branch, approached a teller to hand her a bag and a note telling her to fill it with money or else. While an out­door cam­era caught his license plate num­ber the indoor sur­veil­lance cam­eras caught a nice image of his face and his shirt – […]