Category: Freak News

 

 

Now that's a tasty burger!

A Chi­nese tod­dler is lucky to be alive and is expected to make a full recov­ery after shov­ing a chop­stick up his nose and into his brain. And you thought you had trou­ble using chop­sticks. The two-year-old under­went four hours of surgery to remove the uten­sil which was stuck three-inches into his brain. The boy’s […]

 

Going out for dinner is always a good choice.

Once again prov­ing that the best thing to make for din­ner is reser­va­tions, a New Hamp­shire cou­ple decided to go out to eat on Mon­day night 10 min­utes before their house blew up! William and Susan Fos­ter of Danville had just restored the 300-year-old home, and have so far been too shaken to make any […]

 

Winter is coming... to Wichita.

A dot­ing grand­mother in Eng­land was proud of the five-foot plant she’d cul­ti­vated in her gar­den – until she found out it was mar­i­juana. Patri­cia Hewit­son of Exmouth was pleased to watch the plant sprout, and she duti­fully watered it and made sure it got good light. But she didn’t know exactly what it was, […]

 

PSA: Don't light your friends on fire while they are driving.

Some of the strangest tourist attrac­tions in Great Britain involve ancient fig­ures carved into fields, but the van­dals who turned a Tem­per­ance, Michi­gan high-school foot­ball field into a field of porn on August 30th aren’t likely to be admired years from now. In fact, they are being accused of inter­fer­ing with activ­i­ties at Bed­ford Senior […]

 

Is that a banana in your pocket?

A Florida man was hauled in by cops on Tues­day after he was spot­ted walk­ing in traf­fic, pro­vid­ing unwanted car washes — with his own urine! Offi­cers were called to the scene by wit­nesses who reported that Eric Rev­ello was wan­der­ing aim­lessly in the mid­dle of the street and reliev­ing him­self on ran­dom vehi­cles. When […]

 

Something stinks in Washington.

A town in Wash­ing­ton state is tak­ing a stand against offen­sive behav­ior. Peo­ple with foul body odor will want to think twice before going out in pub­lic. The Seat­tle sub­urb of Burien, Wash­ing­ton has passed an ordi­nance ban­ning cer­tain behav­ior in pub­lic places, and that includes using foul lan­guage, wear­ing inap­pro­pri­ate cloth­ing and poor hygiene. […]

 

Pizza sounds good. Or... not.

A Florida man who was arrested Mon­day for attack­ing his wife at their home says he did it because she didn’t leave him enough fried chicken. 45-year-old Desmond Leon Brown­lee was charged with strik­ing and chok­ing his wife in the mid­dle of the night after his crav­ing for some left­over chicken went unful­filled. The attack […]

 

Heyyyy man, check out what I've got in my locker...

A 69-year-old Florida woman didn’t like her adult son get­ting fresh with her, so she took out the Febreze and got fresh with him. Now, she’s fac­ing bat­tery charges. Jenny Ellis and her son, who suf­fers from a men­tal ill­ness, got into an argu­ment. Ellis claims that he called her deroga­tory name. She grabbed the […]