Category: Freak News



Beware the Idaho flying burrito!

A Florida woman was arrested after she attacked her boyfriend dur­ing a fight over a blan­ket. 20-year-old Emma Camp­bell and her boyfriend Alexan­der McCall were lying in bed when they started argu­ing over the tem­per­a­ture in the room. The argu­ment turned phys­i­cal when they began fight­ing over who got to use the blan­ket. That’s when […]


This calendar stinks.

Some indus­tri­ous Florida women are hop­ing that they can raise funds by promis­ing to deliver a really crappy 2015 … to donors will­ing to shell out a few bucks for a cal­en­dar they’re call­ing “Ladies of Manure.“The women are all mem­bers of the Fer­tile Earth Foun­da­tion, an orga­ni­za­tion ded­i­cated to rais­ing aware­ness about home gardening, […]


More than one kind of weed can get you tossed into the slammer these days.

A Ten­nessee woman was sent to jail ear­lier this week … because her front yard was full of weeds. Karen Hol­loway was cited by her town after numer­ous com­plaints were lodged about the state of her yard, which she admit­ted was in pretty bad shape. Hol­loway says that she and her hus­band, who recently returned […]


Mommy, why is Santa throwing up???

A Florida man tried stak­ing a claim to a piece of real estate – by attack­ing the own­ers and claim­ing he owned it because his sis­ter had been burned at the stake there as a witch. Michael T. White stormed into a neigh­bor­ing yard wav­ing a chain­saw above his head and mut­ter­ing about witches and […]


How to leave a lousy tip:

An Indi­ana teenager gave new mean­ing to the term “dirty money” by try­ing to pay a restau­rant check with dol­lar bills that he’d used as toi­let paper. The 17-year-old, whose name was not released due to his age, was report­edly part of a rowdy group that had been caus­ing trou­ble for servers at the newly […]


It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a bounce house filled with children!

A British crook gave new mean­ing to knock­ing back a cou­ple of drinks – after knock­ing him­self out on a low-hanging shelf while try­ing to steal some booze from his local mar­ket. The man, whose name was not released, decided to get an early start on his imbib­ing by swip­ing some wine from a supermarket […]


NO. You WILL eat those cold onion rings.

A bad joke by a pas­sen­ger caused panic on a flight from Philadel­phia bound for Domini­can Repub­lic. On Wednes­day night, a 54-year-old male pas­sen­ger allegedly said, “I have Ebola, you are all screwed.” When the flight landed just after 1 p.m. local time, offi­cials in haz­mat suits boarded the plane while fright­ened pas­sen­gers were told […]


Looking to move? It'll only cost you one iPhone 6.

Police were sent on a rou­tine mis­sion in West­ern Canada based upon a tip they had received regard­ing a large mar­i­juana farm hid­den in the wilder­ness. As they made their way through the dense for­est they stum­bled upon some­thing a bit more sur­real. Encir­cling the com­pound were a dozen black bears which were seen to […]