Category: Freak News

 

 

Hide that sausage!

Cops say 52-year-old Ken­neth Der­win Clark showed Wendy’s employ­ees exactly where the beef is. He first did it at night, and when the drive-thru employee greeted him, he turned on his inte­rior light and exposed him­self. Then, two days later he did the same thing twice more. Employ­ees were less than impressed with “the beef” […]

 

Not so Superman arrested

Police in Utah arrested a man named Christo­pher Reeves, but he’s not Super­man. Not by a long shot. The 33-year-old Reeves, whose name is very close to that of the late Super­man actor Christo­pher Reeve (no “s”), was busted for meth pos­ses­sion and dri­ving under the influ­ence. How­ever, in a com­i­cal twist, the guy just […]

 

Caught with his pants around his arms

Indi­ana Cops say they found 24-year-old Bryan Hill passed out behind the wheel of a car that was block­ing traf­fic. He was wear­ing under­wear, one sock, and a pair of pants as a shirt. He had each arm inserted into each leg of his pants. He was arrested for pub­lic intox­i­ca­tion and block­ing traf­fic. On […]

 

Food fight felon!

North Car­olina senior cit­i­zen 64-year-old Polly Richards insti­gated a food fight with 69-year-old Lin­wood Moore after he cut ahead of her in line to pay at the Golden Cor­ral while she was pre­oc­cu­pied with get­ting a drink. Wit­nesses saw Richards curse at Moore and shove him against the wall after grab­bing his shirt. At some […]

 

Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead!

A Geor­gia man who is accused of imper­son­at­ing a police offi­cer in order to get free con­ti­nen­tal break­fast from a Dun­woody hotel has been arrested. Roche Har­ris was charged with imper­son­ation of a police offi­cer, sim­ple bat­tery, theft by tak­ing, and loi­ter­ing and prowl­ing. In Decem­ber, Har­ris went to the Stay­bridge Hotel and attempted to […]

 

You've got mail! Well, maybe not.

A mail car­rier threw more than a thou­sand pieces of mail into garbage bins along his Long Island, NY route … sim­ply because he was too lazy to deliver them, police say, per the New York Post. Fed­eral agents first started look­ing into Patrick Paskett’s deliv­ery prac­tices after receiv­ing com­plaints of miss­ing let­ters and packages, […]

 

5th graders learning how to party!

A woman set a man’s car on fire in Jack­sonville, Florida after he refused to buy her a McFlurry at McDonald’s. Wit­nesses said the woman was angry after she asked for a McFlurry and the man she was with refused to buy her one. Tthe woman then grabbed the man’s keys and headed to his […]

 

Stash-hole

The rea­son a drug sup­ply is called a “stash” is because it’s sup­posed to be stashed, but a New Jer­sey man obvi­ously didn’t under­stand this con­cept.  Te’Mon Mol­ley, 18, was sched­uled for an appear­ance at the Town­ship of Hamil­ton Munic­i­pal Court.  When Mol­ley and two other peo­ple he was with arrived, court offi­cers noticed that […]