Category: Freak News

 

 

How to leave a lousy tip:

An Indi­ana teenager gave new mean­ing to the term “dirty money” by try­ing to pay a restau­rant check with dol­lar bills that he’d used as toi­let paper. The 17-year-old, whose name was not released due to his age, was report­edly part of a rowdy group that had been caus­ing trou­ble for servers at the newly […]

 

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a bounce house filled with children!

A British crook gave new mean­ing to knock­ing back a cou­ple of drinks – after knock­ing him­self out on a low-hanging shelf while try­ing to steal some booze from his local mar­ket. The man, whose name was not released, decided to get an early start on his imbib­ing by swip­ing some wine from a supermarket […]

 

NO. You WILL eat those cold onion rings.

A bad joke by a pas­sen­ger caused panic on a flight from Philadel­phia bound for Domini­can Repub­lic. On Wednes­day night, a 54-year-old male pas­sen­ger allegedly said, “I have Ebola, you are all screwed.” When the flight landed just after 1 p.m. local time, offi­cials in haz­mat suits boarded the plane while fright­ened pas­sen­gers were told […]

 

Looking to move? It'll only cost you one iPhone 6.

Police were sent on a rou­tine mis­sion in West­ern Canada based upon a tip they had received regard­ing a large mar­i­juana farm hid­den in the wilder­ness. As they made their way through the dense for­est they stum­bled upon some­thing a bit more sur­real. Encir­cling the com­pound were a dozen black bears which were seen to […]

 

My ear itches... NOOOOOOO!

A man prac­tic­ing his open carry right was robbed of the gun he was openly car­ry­ing. William Cole­man III was robbed of his Wal­ter– brand P22 just after 2:00 a.m. Octo­ber 4 in Gre­sham by a young man who asked him for it — and flashed his own weapon as per­sua­sion. Cole­man, 21, was talking […]

 

A fake butt isn't the best place to store your drugs.

A Florida man wore a “f— the police” shirt to court last week — and pro­ceeded to win his case. Michael Burns was tick­eted by the Broward County Sheriff’s office for hav­ing his license plate obstructed, he wrote on LiveLeak.com. How­ever, Burns claims he was given the ticket by the same cop who he had […]

 

Check out these sweet buds maaaannnn...

A woman in Colom­bia had to go to the emer­gency room after she made a half-baked attempt at birth con­trol – by insert­ing a potato into her lady parts to keep her from get­ting preg­nant. The 22-year-old woman, whose name was not released, went to a clinic to com­plain about severe abdom­i­nal pain – and […]

 

Hungry?

An Ari­zona man gave new mean­ing to the term “dope ring” when he stole a dia­mond band worth more than $160,000 and traded it for a stash of weed – which would’ve cost him about 20 bucks in cash. Wal­ter Earl Mor­ri­son, who was work­ing as a cargo han­dler at a UPS facil­ity, snatched a […]