Category: Freak News

 

 

Mystery wizzer

Police said they are search­ing for a sus­pect accused of uri­nat­ing on strangers on the street near the Uni­ver­sity of Florida cam­pus. The vic­tims in all three inci­dents told inves­ti­ga­tors they were stand­ing with their backs to the man when they felt wet­ness on their back­sides.  Real­iz­ing it wasn’t their own, they turned to confront […]

 

Magic Pie

A Cal­i­for­nia fam­ily claims that a South Los Ange­les pizza shop served a pie with some mag­i­cal ingre­di­ents! After con­sum­ing the pizza some of their fam­ily mem­bers became so ill that they were taken to L.A. County/USC Med­ical Cen­ter. Ava Far­ley said her 10-year-old grand­son, Clin­tay Jones, had an extreme reac­tion. “He started cussing, going […]

 

Lizard heads, adding crunch to salads everywhere

Robin San­dusky had just begun chow­ing down on the kale salad she’d had deliv­ered from a nearby deli when she speared a bit of green­ery that looked out of place. She told the New York Daily News, “I thought it was a piece of aspara­gus, but then I saw the eye. I was grossed out.”  […]

 

Bob Marley needs to pull up his pants...

A Big Lake, Alaska man was jailed Sat­ur­day for plea­sur­ing him­self in pub­lic and attempt­ing to imper­son­ate reg­gae musi­cian Bob Mar­ley. A wit­ness reported see­ing a man on the side of the road with his pants down, appar­ently in the mid­dle of the act. After being spot­ted, the man took off into the woods. Troopers […]

 

Neither rain nor sleet nor pants

Nei­ther rain, nor snow, nor lack of pants kept an Okla­homa man from creep­ing out his neigh­bors.  Hillard Stallings earned a stamp of dis­ap­proval after a woman called 911 to report that he was hang­ing out by his mail­box dis­play­ing what he appar­ently con­sid­ered his spe­cial deliv­ery pack­age. Cops arrived and parked across the street, […]

 

(Don't) Eat Your Greens

A Florida woman found out that eat­ing your greens isn’t always good for you.  The deputy who detained Cristina Ann Jack­son says he noticed a strong smell of weed on her breath, and when he began ques­tion­ing her, it appeared that her tongue was green. After a few min­utes, she admit­ted that she’d tried to […]

 

Your $$ is no good here. Or anywhere.

After a fairly inex­pen­sive lunch at Applebee’s Michael Williams’ debit card was refused.  Instead of leav­ing his id behind and grab­bing some cash from an ATM Michael thought that hand­ing the cashier some coun­ter­feit cash would take care of it. He may have got­ten away with it if it had been a $50 or $100 […]

 

Just alittle poop faced

A Florida woman was arrested after she got loaded and attacked her adult daugh­ter with a loaded dia­per. 25-year-old Jes­sica Cald­well returned home to find that her 53-year-old mother, Christine O’Keefe, who was babysit­ting her two-year-old daugh­ter, was drunk. Police say an argu­ment ensued and even­tu­ally became phys­i­cal. That’s when O’Keefe picked up the tot’s dirty […]