Category: Freak News

 

 

Sun roof or a moon roof?

A Florida man was arrested and charged with a sex offense for allegedly danc­ing out of a car sun­roof in Sara­sota County and expos­ing him­self to the 3 worst pos­si­ble wit­nesses. A 10-year-old, a grand­mother and a sheriff’s deputy! At the time, Jacob Tim­mer was “heav­ily intox­i­cated.” After Tim­mer was arrested and taken to jail, […]

 

Whatever floats your rubber boat

An Ohio man is behind bars for the third time in four years after try­ing to float his boat by get­ting busy with a neighbor’s pool float! Edwin Tobertga, who’d been out of jail for less than a month after serv­ing sev­eral months for get­ting ras­cally with a raft in a stranger’s back­yard, was caught […]

 

Plumbing is not his guy's forte

A Chi­nese man learned a lot about his plumb­ing – and the plumb­ing in his apart­ment – while doing what he called “home improve­ments.” Lian Tien says that exces­sive heat forced him to take off all his cloth­ing while he was paint­ing, and claims that he slipped while try­ing to get off the lad­der he was using […]

 

If the Holy Spirit has a blood type, it's not this guy's.

We’ve seen pic­tures of Jesus in toast, on an air con­di­tioner and even in the hair on a dog’s butt but we’ve never heard this story before. Anthoney Stan­ley allegedly rear-ended a car in Tacoma, yelled at the other dri­ver and then took off down the road to a gas sta­tion to demanded free gas. […]

 

A slow stinky death or get a new phone....

Drop­ping your cell phone into a toi­let is unfortunate—but in China, it can be tragic. A young woman dropped her new phone into an open-pit toi­let and her hus­band was the first to jump into the knee-deep cesspool to try and find the phone. He started hav­ing dif­fi­culty breath­ing and then fainted! His mother then […]

 

Fat Fold Flummux

A South Car­olina cop had a gut feel­ing that he should per­form a full body search on an obese man he’d pulled over at a traf­fic stop – and when he did, he found a huge stash of drugs stuffed into the guy’s belly-button. The deputy spot­ted a large quan­tity of heroin and a pile […]

 

Hey, that's no banana!!

Accord­ing to wit­nesses, Luis Gonzaga’s un-apeeling behav­ior started when he walked into the farm­ers’ mar­ket and made his pri­vate parts very pub­lic, then briefly cov­ered his crotch with a plas­tic bag. He then approached a female cus­tomer and rubbed against her – although she says she ini­tially assumed the man was acci­den­tally brush­ing her with […]

 

Keep That Cucumber Quiet!!

A Cana­dian man has found him­self in some­thing of a pickle after cops hauled him away from a pub­lic library for com­mit­ting a lewd act with a cucum­ber. Fred­er­ick Davis aroused sus­pi­cions from library work­ers when he sat down next to a woman and pulled out his lap­top – then bran­dished the veg­etable in a […]