Category: Freak News



My ear itches... NOOOOOOO!

A man prac­tic­ing his open carry right was robbed of the gun he was openly car­ry­ing. William Cole­man III was robbed of his Wal­ter– brand P22 just after 2:00 a.m. Octo­ber 4 in Gre­sham by a young man who asked him for it — and flashed his own weapon as per­sua­sion. Cole­man, 21, was talking […]


A fake butt isn't the best place to store your drugs.

A Florida man wore a “f— the police” shirt to court last week — and pro­ceeded to win his case. Michael Burns was tick­eted by the Broward County Sheriff’s office for hav­ing his license plate obstructed, he wrote on How­ever, Burns claims he was given the ticket by the same cop who he had […]


Check out these sweet buds maaaannnn...

A woman in Colom­bia had to go to the emer­gency room after she made a half-baked attempt at birth con­trol – by insert­ing a potato into her lady parts to keep her from get­ting preg­nant. The 22-year-old woman, whose name was not released, went to a clinic to com­plain about severe abdom­i­nal pain – and […]



An Ari­zona man gave new mean­ing to the term “dope ring” when he stole a dia­mond band worth more than $160,000 and traded it for a stash of weed – which would’ve cost him about 20 bucks in cash. Wal­ter Earl Mor­ri­son, who was work­ing as a cargo han­dler at a UPS facil­ity, snatched a […]


PSA: Don't drink and jog.

A Penn­syl­va­nia col­lege stu­dent gave a whole new mean­ing to the term “beer run” when he got him­self busted for the unusual charge of jog­ging while intox­i­cated. James Finan was stopped by cops who observed cars swerv­ing to avoid him as he jogged along the edge of a high­way near DeSales Uni­ver­sity in the wee […]


Drop the spaghettios and get out of the car!

A cou­ple of Geor­gia cops could be in hot water … after mis­tak­ing Spaghetti-O’s for meth dur­ing a rou­tine traf­fic stop. Offi­cers pulled over Ash­ley Gabrielle Huff and noticed a spoon in the pas­sen­ger seat, which was coated in a “sus­pi­cious” sub­stance that they thought to be cooked-on meth. Huff, who has no crim­i­nal history, […]


C'mon Ebay! It's a beautiful lamp!

A Dutch man, who may have watched A Christ­mas Story a few too many times, had the bright idea to cre­ate his own leg lamp – out of his own ampu­tated leg. Leo Bon­ten broke his leg two years ago, but an infec­tion left him with no choice but to have the limb ampu­tated. That’s […]


Try the noodles, maaaaaannnn...

Most under­age partiers run from the police instead of call­ing them. But in Puyallup, Wash­ing­ton, a teenager called the cops on his own party after more than 70 peo­ple showed up – and began trash­ing his par­ents’ house. The 16-year-old had planned to invite friends over while his par­ents were out of town for the […]