Category: Freak News



My ear itches... NOOOOOOO!

A man practicing his open carry right was robbed of the gun he was openly carrying. William Coleman III was robbed of his Walter- brand P22 just after 2:00 a.m. October 4 in Gresham by a young man who asked him for it — and flashed his own weapon as persuasion. Coleman, 21, was talking […]


A fake butt isn't the best place to store your drugs.

A Florida man wore a “f— the police” shirt to court last week — and proceeded to win his case. Michael Burns was ticketed by the Broward County Sheriff’s office for having his license plate obstructed, he wrote on However, Burns claims he was given the ticket by the same cop who he had […]


Check out these sweet buds maaaannnn...

A woman in Colombia had to go to the emergency room after she made a half-baked attempt at birth control – by inserting a potato into her lady parts to keep her from getting pregnant. The 22-year-old woman, whose name was not released, went to a clinic to complain about severe abdominal pain – and […]



An Arizona man gave new meaning to the term “dope ring” when he stole a diamond band worth more than $160,000 and traded it for a stash of weed – which would’ve cost him about 20 bucks in cash. Walter Earl Morrison, who was working as a cargo handler at a UPS facility, snatched a […]


PSA: Don't drink and jog.

A Pennsylvania college student gave a whole new meaning to the term “beer run” when he got himself busted for the unusual charge of jogging while intoxicated. James Finan was stopped by cops who observed cars swerving to avoid him as he jogged along the edge of a highway near DeSales University in the wee […]


Drop the spaghettios and get out of the car!

A couple of Georgia cops could be in hot water … after mistaking Spaghetti-O’s for meth during a routine traffic stop. Officers pulled over Ashley Gabrielle Huff and noticed a spoon in the passenger seat, which was coated in a “suspicious” substance that they thought to be cooked-on meth. Huff, who has no criminal history, […]


C'mon Ebay! It's a beautiful lamp!

A Dutch man, who may have watched A Christmas Story a few too many times, had the bright idea to create his own leg lamp – out of his own amputated leg. Leo Bonten broke his leg two years ago, but an infection left him with no choice but to have the limb amputated. That’s […]


Try the noodles, maaaaaannnn...

Most underage partiers run from the police instead of calling them. But in Puyallup, Washington, a teenager called the cops on his own party after more than 70 people showed up – and began trashing his parents’ house. The 16-year-old had planned to invite friends over while his parents were out of town for the […]