Category: Freak News

 

 

Bomb Squad Squid

David Ranta, was released after 23 years from prison, once a review of his mur­der case strongly sug­gested police had framed him in the high-profile mur­der of a rabbi.  So, he went home and had a deli­cious steak din­ner with his family…and had a heart attack. Some Chi­nese fish­er­men almost ended up serv­ing up some […]

 

Snake Snaffu

A Wis­con­sin woman was busted for try­ing to steal a stack of steaks from a gro­cery store and try­ing to stuff them … well, we’re not exactly sure where … since she was naked from the waist down at the time!  Eliz­a­beth Hoen was nabbed while stand­ing bot­tom­less on a street cor­ner and show­ing officers […]

 

Black tea teeth

An elderly man was hos­pi­tal­ized after spend­ing more than an hour trapped at the bot­tom of a deep toi­let pit at a Geor­gia park.  The man appar­ently fell in after stand­ing on the toi­let instead of sit­ting. The poor guy was trapped for about 70 min­utes, as it took some time for fam­ily mem­bers to […]

 

Lucky Kitten Sausage

Some peo­ple have a lucky rabbit’s foot, but a lucky kit­ten skele­ton? That’s the charm for a Thai woman who thinks that she’s des­tined for good for­tune after find­ing the feline corpse in a sausage she was cook­ing for her fam­ily. The woman admits she was ini­tially dis­gusted when she first cut into the sausage. […]

 

We all scream...and run

The El Paso County Sheriff’s Office said deputies pulled over a pur­ple ice cream truck and one of the two occu­pants fled on foot before being caught by deputies. Deputies said Eli­jah Sanchez, 19, was found car­ry­ing two Tup­per­ware con­tain­ers filled with a sub­stance believed to be mar­i­juana. Inves­ti­ga­tors found more mar­i­juana inside the vehicle.  […]

 

Knuckle Samich

A teenager, whose name wasn’t released due to his age, had been on the run, hop­ping fences and duck­ing into garages when he ran into a man, who offered to take him inside his house. That’s where the teen real­ized he’d made a poor choice.  The house was lined with pho­tos of the man in […]

 

Finger Fiasco

A cou­ple had to go to court and face a panel of judges after they were busted doing the nasty in a bank lobby. Their romp hap­pened at 6:30 in the evening, so passers-by ended up see­ing it all – includ­ing a 10-year-old girl!  Not only that, they were on bank prop­erty so – surprise, […]

 

Pizza or DIE!!

Inves­ti­ga­tors a bank rob­bery sus­pect walked into the Chase branch in the Gar­ment Dis­trict New York and handed a note to a teller read­ing: “I have a bomb. Give me some money now.” Teller Melinda Lewis told the man she doesn’t read notes and instructed him to fill out a with­drawal slip. The man wrote […]