Category: Freak News

 

 

He managed to find room for one more bite...

It has been a bru­tal week for NFL play­ers off the field. The Ray Rice story just keeps get­ting uglier and more dis­gust­ing. And now, reports are sur­fac­ing that for­mer Cow­boy run­ning back Mar­ion Bar­ber was arrested in June for flash­ing a loaded pis­tol at church. Mak­ing mat­ters worse, he was pack­ing three mag­a­zines filled […]

 

The smell can also be quite overwhelming...

A Ken­tucky man with a his­tory of sleep­walk­ing is lucky to be alive after sleep­walk­ing off a 60-foot cliff. The man was camp­ing with friends at the Red River Gorge when he appar­ently walked off the cliff. His friends found him in the morn­ing lay­ing on the large boul­ders below. Res­cuers had to rap­pel down […]

 

It's weird. Very weird and disgusting.

The city of Berke­ley, Cal­i­for­nia, is offer­ing a unique ben­e­fit for low-income res­i­dents – free mar­i­juana. That’s right. Start­ing next sum­mer, Berke­ley res­i­dents who earn less than $32,000 per year – or $46,000 per fam­ily – and have a pre­scrip­tion for med­ical mar­i­juana will be able to get it for free from one of the […]

 

I'm going to stab you in the liver!

Get­ting your kid out of bed and off to school in the morn­ing is some­thing many par­ents have a hard time doing, but have you ever tried just call­ing the police and hav­ing the kid arrested? Appar­ently it works – as one mom in St. Augus­tine, Florida, recently found out. When her 14-year-old son refused […]

 

Wrong side of the fence

A CA. police report says 24-year-old Amanda Hall, climbed over one fence and almost got over the sec­ond fence of the giraffe enclo­sure at the Henry Vilas Zoo Sat­ur­day evening. A 2-year-old, 12-foot-tall giraffe named Wally gave Hall a lick, then turned and kicked her in the face. Zoo staff told police that giraffes are […]

 

SSN = Stupid Sister Numbskull

Louisiana woman Dion­dre Jones tried to check in at Slidell Memo­r­ial Hos­pi­tal using her sister’s Social Secu­rity num­ber and insur­ance info, but a com­puter warned that “date of death pre­cedes date of ser­vice.” Jones told a secu­rity guard that she couldn’t explain how the wrong Social Secu­rity num­ber got in the sys­tem and that a […]

 

More fun than a bug in your eye

A Geor­gia man bugged out after an insect flew into his eye. Ryan Cole­man was report­edly highly agi­tated and inco­her­ent when he ran over to a pass­ing patrol car to ask if he could use the side­view mir­ror to check his eye. He con­tin­ued ram­bling, which caused the offi­cer to grow sus­pi­cious and ask for […]

 

Shadow man on the moon!

A shad­owy fig­ure was spot­ted on the moon’s sur­face last month, and YouTube user Wow­for­reeel started using Google Moon, a    col­lec­tion of mil­lions of NASA images made pub­lic. Of course, the shadow might be explained in a num­ber of ways, par­tic­u­larly as a trick of light or a cam­era lens glitch. But, since it appears […]