Category: Freak News



Now that's a tasty burger!

A Chi­nese tod­dler is lucky to be alive and is expected to make a full recov­ery after shov­ing a chop­stick up his nose and into his brain. And you thought you had trou­ble using chop­sticks. The two-year-old under­went four hours of surgery to remove the uten­sil which was stuck three-inches into his brain. The boy’s […]


Going out for dinner is always a good choice.

Once again prov­ing that the best thing to make for din­ner is reser­va­tions, a New Hamp­shire cou­ple decided to go out to eat on Mon­day night 10 min­utes before their house blew up! William and Susan Fos­ter of Danville had just restored the 300-year-old home, and have so far been too shaken to make any […]


Winter is coming... to Wichita.

A dot­ing grand­mother in Eng­land was proud of the five-foot plant she’d cul­ti­vated in her gar­den – until she found out it was mar­i­juana. Patri­cia Hewit­son of Exmouth was pleased to watch the plant sprout, and she duti­fully watered it and made sure it got good light. But she didn’t know exactly what it was, […]


Is that a banana in your pocket?

A Florida man was hauled in by cops on Tues­day after he was spot­ted walk­ing in traf­fic, pro­vid­ing unwanted car washes — with his own urine! Offi­cers were called to the scene by wit­nesses who reported that Eric Rev­ello was wan­der­ing aim­lessly in the mid­dle of the street and reliev­ing him­self on ran­dom vehi­cles. When […]


Something stinks in Washington.

A town in Wash­ing­ton state is tak­ing a stand against offen­sive behav­ior. Peo­ple with foul body odor will want to think twice before going out in pub­lic. The Seat­tle sub­urb of Burien, Wash­ing­ton has passed an ordi­nance ban­ning cer­tain behav­ior in pub­lic places, and that includes using foul lan­guage, wear­ing inap­pro­pri­ate cloth­ing and poor hygiene. […]


Pizza sounds good. Or... not.

A Florida man who was arrested Mon­day for attack­ing his wife at their home says he did it because she didn’t leave him enough fried chicken. 45-year-old Desmond Leon Brown­lee was charged with strik­ing and chok­ing his wife in the mid­dle of the night after his crav­ing for some left­over chicken went unful­filled. The attack […]


Heyyyy man, check out what I've got in my locker...

A 69-year-old Florida woman didn’t like her adult son get­ting fresh with her, so she took out the Febreze and got fresh with him. Now, she’s fac­ing bat­tery charges. Jenny Ellis and her son, who suf­fers from a men­tal ill­ness, got into an argu­ment. Ellis claims that he called her deroga­tory name. She grabbed the […]


WiFi hotspots are no laughing matter.

A Col­orado woman will have to face the music for point­ing a rifle at an 11-year-old neigh­bor who was play­ing his clar­inet too loudly for her. Cheryl Ann Pifer had report­edly been drink­ing heav­ily when she con­fronted the boy, who was prac­tic­ing for his music class in his yard because a younger sib­ling was sleeping […]