Category: Freak News

 

 

Does it sound like there's something up on the roof?

A 180-pound bear crashed through an Alaska couple’s sky­light and ate the cup­cakes they had out for their child’s birth­day party. The home­own­ers quickly vacated the room and allowed the bear to devour the tasty treats. “I was lit­er­ally in the room, and I heard this crack­ing,” home­owner Glenn Mer­rill told the Juneau Empire. “And […]

 

It's not a robbery, it's a free country!

Cops bagged a Florida man on charges of tres­pass­ing at a phar­macy with a paper bag over his head and refus­ing to leave because, as he put it, “it’s a free coun­try.” A CVS employee called cops after Clay­ton Schwey wan­dered into the store while in the bag and caus­ing a ruckus. The worker called […]

 

Time to update my facebook page!

A bur­glar in Min­nesota might just be the dumb­est guy in the world after he broke into a house and decided to check Face­book from the homeowner’s com­puter. He, of course, for­got to log off, so catch­ing him was pretty easy. The home­owner, James Wood, returned to his house to find it had been burglarized […]

 

This isn't your mother's slip n side

Texas mom Kisha Young picked up six kids from a com­mu­nity pool and made them sit on the trunk of her car because they were wet and she didn’t want the inte­rior of her Chevy Mal­ibu to get wet. Well, as you might expect, the six soaked kids slid right off the car and landed […]

 

Follow the sign...to jail

An Indi­ana man found out that adver­tis­ing doesn’t always pay off – when cops busted his syn­thetic mar­i­juana oper­a­tion after fol­low­ing a hand-scrawled sign read­ing “Drugs This Way.” Jere­miah Scales was taken into cus­tody after offi­cers saw the sign, which pointed down an alley to his girlfriend’s house, and staged a buy-and-bust sting that netted […]

 

Baby Got Bud

Florida father Teran­dell Cole­man allegedly approached Panama City police offi­cers with his 2-month-old tod­dler in tow and asked if they wanted to buy “bud” from him for $25. To be fair the offi­cers were in an unmarked vehi­cle but they were wear­ing their uni­forms and Cole­man still tried to make a sale! After the cops […]

 

Stuff that in your football and smoke it!

Detroit man Chris­ten Moore tried to go long with a foot­ball but instead of it land­ing in the yard, the ball wound up between two fences at the G. Robert Cot­ton Cor­rec­tional Facil­ity!  Now, toss­ing a foot­ball isn’t too out of the ordi­nary except that Moore was on the “free” side of the fence and […]

 

It's not a tumor. Oh, yes it is.

An Ari­zona woman is recov­er­ing at home after hav­ing a 47.5-pound (21.5 kg) tumor removed from her abdomen dur­ing life-saving surgery, doc­tors said. The Uni­ver­sity of Ari­zona Med­ical Cen­ter sur­geons worked for 10 hours to remove the mas­sive liposar­coma, a can­cer in the abdom­i­nal mus­cle, that had invaded Marcey DiCaro’s largest vein.   Amanda Ezra, […]