Category: Freak News

 

 

Quit clowning around!

A Dutch court has con­victed three men of threat­en­ing behav­ior after one dressed up as a clown and chased unsus­pect­ing cyclists with an ax. A female bicy­clist was video­taped approach­ing the clown’s hid­ing place in bushes. The pros­e­cu­tors’ state­ment says the clown jumped out, screamed at the girl, raised the ax over his head and […]

 

It's like finding a needle in a...toe?

An ama­teur tat­tooist who lost a half-inch nee­dle in his arm was sur­prised to find it 40 years later—in one of his big toes! Ulf Bergström of Mala, Swe­den, says he lost the nee­dle while tat­too­ing him­self in 1974. He was wor­ried enough to seek med­ical atten­tion, but X-rays didn’t spot the nee­dle and eventually […]

 

It's too hot even for Jesus

A blis­ter­ing hot day can make any­body thank the good Lord for air con­di­tion­ing, so it makes per­fect sense for Jesus to appear in an AC unit. A Mis­sis­sippi man claims that an old, rusted air con­di­tion­ing unit con­tains 5000 BTUs as well as an image of Jesus. Christo­pher Golds­berry says he bought the old […]

 

She was pee o'd - twice

Iowa Police responded to the scene after receiv­ing a report that a the 30-year-old woman was intox­i­cated and refus­ing to leave a con­ve­nience store. Patri­cia Hun­ley was charged with mis­de­meanor pub­lic intox­i­ca­tion after she allegedly peed on her­self while in the store. When asked to leave, Hun­ley allegedly replied, “On my momma’s life I will […]

 

Human Flesh is Baaaaaaaahd

All artists know that, how­ever much their work makes sense to them, there’s always the chance it’ll be lost on oth­ers. With that said, this one is a real head-scratcher. 25-year-old Nor­we­gian artist Alexan­der Weng­shoel had to have hip replace­ment surgery to repair a birth defect. Before going under the knife, he decided to videotape […]

 

Sometimes it's just too late to pray

Tra­verse Verite, jim­mied open the passenger’s side door of a car and came face to face with a drawn gun. Turns out the win­dows were tinted and he didn’t see the deputy sit­ting in the dri­vers side! Verite tried to backpedal from the crime, telling the deputy, “I thought you were my ride,” but couldn’t […]

 

Tunnel Vision

Daniel Cal­hon, of Sno­homish, Wash­ing­ton, was dri­ving a 1990 Toy­ota Camry and it drifted across the cen­ter line while inside a tun­nel and crashed head-on with a Ford Explorer! Both vehi­cles struck the tun­nel walls before a pickup hit the Camry!  Cal­hon told inves­ti­ga­tors he fainted yes­ter­day after­noon while hold­ing his breath in the Highway […]

 

Palm Tree Punch to the head!

Tony Calderon was wait­ing street side in East Los Ange­les when a palm tree’s 2,000-pound crown became detached and fell on top of him! Bystanders responded to his screams for help, but were unable to budge the tree top, which fire­fight­ers even­tu­ally had to remove using a crane. It took respon­ders nearly two hours to […]