Category: Freak News

 

 

Woman gives birth on highway but is courteous enough to not block traffic

An Idaho woman didn’t hit a bump in the road with her baby bump – in fact, she deliv­ered her own daugh­ter in the mid­dle of dri­ving her­self to the hos­pi­tal. Shawna Uriguen says she began hav­ing con­trac­tions and decided it was prob­a­bly time to rush to the deliv­ery room, but lit­tle Kim­ber Marie was […]

 

Man just wanted "clothes and food, bro"

Accord­ing to Pierce County Supe­rior Court doc­u­ments, offi­cers responded to the St. Vin­cent De Paul thrift store and found Michael How­ell hid­ing inside a box of stuffed ani­mals in the yard out­side the store. The 29-year-old report­edly told offi­cers that he had smoked meth and then jumped in the box after he got spooked by […]

 

A hole in her escape plan

South Car­olina woman Christie Lee Davis drove a stolen car over to a friend’s house but was asked to leave when she became dis­rup­tive. She decided she wasn’t being dis­rup­tive enough and drove the car into the side of her friend’s house! When cops arrived to arrest her, she told them she was feel­ing sick, […]

 

Let's get physical...at the truck stop

Police say 56-year-old Joann Eliz­a­beth Wingate posted signs at a nearby truck wash offer­ing phys­i­cals for dri­vers who needed an updated exam to main­tain their com­mer­cial license. On at least two occa­sions, she picked up a dri­ver and drove him back to her house where she per­formed the exam. The prob­lem is she was fraudulently […]

 

Robot politicians

An Okla­homa politi­cian is demand­ing a recount in an elec­tion he just lost, say­ing the win­ning can­di­date is unfit to serve. Tim­o­thy Ray Mur­ray, a Repub­li­can who got just five per­cent of the vote against incum­bent Frank Lucas, says that he should be declared the win­ner – because Lucas was killed two years ago and […]

 

A newspaper would have worked just fine....

Kansas woman Ginny Grif­fith is fac­ing arson charges after she allegedly set a small fire in her home early on Fri­day morn­ing while try­ing to kill a spi­der. Five Hutchin­son Fire Depart­ment units were able to extin­guish the fire in Griffith’s half of a duplex. Fire­fight­ers found mul­ti­ple points of ori­gin for the fire and […]

 

Does it sound like there's something up on the roof?

A 180-pound bear crashed through an Alaska couple’s sky­light and ate the cup­cakes they had out for their child’s birth­day party. The home­own­ers quickly vacated the room and allowed the bear to devour the tasty treats. “I was lit­er­ally in the room, and I heard this crack­ing,” home­owner Glenn Mer­rill told the Juneau Empire. “And […]

 

It's not a robbery, it's a free country!

Cops bagged a Florida man on charges of tres­pass­ing at a phar­macy with a paper bag over his head and refus­ing to leave because, as he put it, “it’s a free coun­try.” A CVS employee called cops after Clay­ton Schwey wan­dered into the store while in the bag and caus­ing a ruckus. The worker called […]