Category: Freak News

 

 

Spiderman face!

24-year-old Eric Rico Ortiz suf­fers from arachno­pho­bia and the mere sight of a spi­der creeps him out.  But now he’ll have to see one every time he looks in the mir­ror because he got a GIANT black spi­der tat­tooed on his FACE!  He offers up this expla­na­tion: “You see those spi­ders, you’re going to jump, so […]

 

This guy's a wiz

In this econ­omy peo­ple have to be proac­tive and a Chicago-area busi­ness­man thinks he can expe­ri­ence the sweet smell of suc­cess! Jeff Ben­nett devel­oped a burn­ing desire to move con­sumers beyond what he calls “girly scents” and burned the can­dle at both ends until he came out with his new line of dis­tinc­tive aro­mas, which […]

 

I smell a rat...or is that apple cake?

It’s tough to think of a less appe­tiz­ing way to cel­e­brate one’s 96th birth­day. Joseph Vallenti’s request for his big day was a slice of his favorite Ger­man apple cake, made by King Kullen super­mar­ket. After tak­ing the 1st bite the birth­day boy said, “Some­thing isn’t right.” Indeed. His niece’s boyfriend decided to inspect the […]

 

Firing by chocolate

Iowa man Robert McK­e­vitt says that he fed a dol­lar into a vend­ing machine for a Kit-Kat bar, but had the sweet treat get stuck at the edge of the row. His crav­ing was strong enough that he slid in another green­back to try to nudge the candy for­ward – a maneu­ver that also failed. McKevitt’s […]

 

If a man gobbles and is shot, was he really a deer?

Clint Galen­tine, was walk­ing with a friend in a wildlife man­age­ment area prac­tic­ing his turkey calls when two bul­lets struck him in the left side; one shot passed through his arm and broke a bone! The hunter, 43-year-old Michael Trott, thought Galen­tine was a deer and rushed over to apol­o­gize.  Trott did have the proper […]

 

Something stinks in suburbia

Inge Hau­gen says that he recently dis­cov­ered a can of fer­mented her­ring that he and his wife stuck in the rafters of his home after a drunken party way back in 1990. He found the bulging con­tainer after notic­ing that the roof of the cabin had been raised by sev­eral inches due to the swelling.  […]

 

You're gonna really stink now

Ger­man police said a 20-year-old woman was in a nightclub’s restroom when she took a spray can­is­ter from her friend’s purse, believ­ing it to be deodor­ant which she then sprayed. The pep­per spray quickly spread through the build­ing and the club was evac­u­ated.  Two women were treated for eye injuries.    Police said they are looking […]

 

Meat me in the street

Wis­con­sin Cops were called to a high­way in Racine to inves­ti­gate a dis­tur­bance, and found about 15 or 20 large pieces of meat scat­tered across sev­eral lanes of traf­fic. They fol­lowed the porky trail and found a large bag brim­ming with ribs in the front yard of a home belong­ing to Shar­quon Lig­gins. Lig­gins said […]