Category: Freak News

 

 

Something stinks in suburbia

Inge Hau­gen says that he recently dis­cov­ered a can of fer­mented her­ring that he and his wife stuck in the rafters of his home after a drunken party way back in 1990. He found the bulging con­tainer after notic­ing that the roof of the cabin had been raised by sev­eral inches due to the swelling.  […]

 

You're gonna really stink now

Ger­man police said a 20-year-old woman was in a nightclub’s restroom when she took a spray can­is­ter from her friend’s purse, believ­ing it to be deodor­ant which she then sprayed. The pep­per spray quickly spread through the build­ing and the club was evac­u­ated.  Two women were treated for eye injuries.    Police said they are looking […]

 

Meat me in the street

Wis­con­sin Cops were called to a high­way in Racine to inves­ti­gate a dis­tur­bance, and found about 15 or 20 large pieces of meat scat­tered across sev­eral lanes of traf­fic. They fol­lowed the porky trail and found a large bag brim­ming with ribs in the front yard of a home belong­ing to Shar­quon Lig­gins. Lig­gins said […]

 

Gun toteing banana

Police in Beau­mont, Texas, cited an 18-year-old for vio­lat­ing a city ordi­nance that pro­hibits solic­it­ing in and along­side road­ways after they received mul­ti­ple calls about a man car­ry­ing an AK-47 while dressed as a banana near High­way 105!The teen was help­ing to adver­tise the grand open­ing of the Golden Tri­an­gle Tac­ti­cal store’s new loca­tion. The […]

 

Old lady ice cubes

An elderly Chicago woman is finally free after her neighbor’s bro­ken water pipe caused ice that sealed her back door and left her trapped in her home for weeks! The busted pipe leaked so much that it caused a layer of ice that fully encased her door in a block of ice. Thanks to a […]

 

Fishy foulup

Appar­ently it’s over when the mounted fish sings … accord­ing to author­i­ties in Rochester, Min­nesota, a Big Mouth Billy Bass fish pre­vented the rob­bery of a tackle shop. The singing fish, which was mounted on the wall near the front door of the Hooked on Fish­ing tackle shop, would start singing “Take Me to the River” by […]

 

Is that a fire in your pants.....

A 13 year old girl in Maine sat down in class, heard a pop­ping sound from the back pocket and noticed smoke bil­low­ing from her behind!  Her iPhone had some­how caught on fire and she suf­fered first– and second-degree burns!   She was later treated and released from the hos­pi­tal.  Fire offi­cials spec­u­late that the […]

 

For the love of bacon

They say com­mu­ni­ca­tion and mutual respect are keys for a suc­cess­ful mar­riage, but for two cou­ples in Iowa, a side of bacon couldn’t hurt either. Two cou­ples decided to get mar­ried over the week­end at the Blue Rib­bon Bacon Fes­ti­val in Des Moines. Tricia Snider and Tom Wat­son tied the knot on Sat­ur­day and say they chose […]