Category: Freak News

 

 

1 egg short of a dozen

A Nebraska man has been sen­tenced to 108 days in jail for dri­ving drunk … with 100 chick­ens in his SUV. Luis Motola-Palacio was pulled over for drunk dri­ving, but offi­cers were also con­cerned about the 100 chick­ens they found crammed into the back of the vehi­cle. Nearly half of them were dead. Pala­cio was […]

 

Baby makes a splash!

A Con­necti­cut baby has arrived with a splash! The baby’s father, David Davis, tells WVIT-TV that he was forced to deliver the new­born in the bath­room of his West Haven home Fri­day morn­ing after his wife, Lil­lie, went into labor. He says the baby slipped through his hands dur­ing the deliv­ery, but luck­ily had a […]

 

He didn't axe nicely

So, you’re dri­ving along the high­way mind­ing your own beeswax when sud­denly an axe flies through your wind­shield. That’s what hap­pened to a dri­ver at about 11 a.m. Wednes­day on south­bound Inter­state 95 in Tops­field, MASS. A cor­ner of its blade stuck in the pas­sen­ger side of the car’s dash­board. The han­dle was stick­ing through […]

 

Softer than a boyfriend pillow?

You can now buy a chair that looks, feels, and smells like human flesh … if you’re into that sort of thing. For the low, low price of only $2,200, you can get a chair designed by Lon­don designer Gigi Barker, who actu­ally infuses each of the leather chairs with a “pheromone-impregnated sil­i­cone base” and […]

 

Jail Dodos

Offi­cers spot­ted Cindy Wingo and a male friend loi­ter­ing out­side a vacant home and decided to search her, turn­ing up a meth pipe and a bot­tle of pee. When asked why she was car­ry­ing the liq­uid, she was report­edly eva­sive and unable to offer a rea­son. Deputy Chaney Brown said it was “not uncom­mon” for […]

 

I'm with stupid

68 year old John David Mar­tinez strolled into a Wells-Fargo branch, approached a teller to hand her a bag and a note telling her to fill it with money or else. While an out­door cam­era caught his license plate num­ber the indoor sur­veil­lance cam­eras caught a nice image of his face and his shirt – […]

 

Mummified Manniquin

Two men hired to clean out a Florida rental house thought they found a man­nequin hang­ing in the garage so they cut down what they believed to be a Halloween-style prank and took it to a land­fill. But work­ers at the dump in west-central Florida grew sus­pi­cious of its foul odor and called author­i­ties, who […]

 

His fly came undone

A lawyer in Kaza­khstan, who was hired by his client to rep­re­sent him in a case involv­ing an inher­i­tance, was unhappy with the judge’s rul­ing. So he approached the bench hold­ing a fly­swat­ter and said, “Let’s not hang about argu­ing the law here, let’s decide this with fly­swat­ters” and then laid a smack down on […]