Category: Freak News

 

 

A swift kick in the glass

A Florida man got a real kick in the glass. Hoyt Adams returned to break into the house and ended up jump­ing on a bed with such force that he got thrown through a closed win­dow. Adams bounced back and ran next door to dive through their front win­dow, but heavy shut­ters pre­vented him from […]

 

Fat woman squishes crocodile while riding circus bus

A Russ­ian rep­tile was hurt and vom­ited for sev­eral hours after it was crushed by an over­weight accoun­tant dur­ing an acci­dent on a cir­cus bus. WHAT??? When the bus hit a pot­hole, the 264-pound female accoun­tant went fly­ing and landed on top of the 6.5-foot croc­o­dile. A med­ical exam­i­na­tion of the ani­mal revealed that he […]

 

Revenge is a sweet sign

A “cheat­ing” hus­band in Eng­land is the tar­get of a neg­a­tive poster cam­paign that is being car­ried out by his wife. The alleged adulterer’s wife is putting posters all over town in Prest­wich that show her cheat­ing husband’s face and list his name, date of birth and phone num­ber. “Local lying cheat­ing scum­bag. Mar­ried, father […]

 

What eggs-actly are you going with those?

20-year-old Christo­pher King a bur­glary sus­pect in Bucks County, Penn­syl­va­nia, told police he was just bor­row­ing some eggs for break­fast. He admit­ted to climb­ing through his neighbor’s kitchen win­dow but says he only went in to get some ingre­di­ents for break­fast. Hey, it is after all the most impor­tant meal of the day. While inside […]

 

An explosive situation...

Secu­rity offi­cials at an Aus­tralian mall were pee­ing their pants when they evac­u­ated the shop­ping cen­ter over a sus­pi­cious pack­age. Guards at the Pacific Fair mall cleared the premises and called in cops to inves­ti­gate after a woman was spot­ted plac­ing parcels in trash cans around the grounds. Guards pointed the woman out to officers […]

 

Calamari with a chewy twist

A woman in China who thought her order of cala­mari was a lit­tle too rub­bery dis­cov­ered there was a good rea­son for that feel­ing – after she spit out a bite and found she was chew­ing a con­dom! Mai Liang says, “It was dis­gust­ing!” When she called the restau­rant man­ager over to com­plain, the other […]

 

Hopefully this isn't becoming a family tradition...

It’s quite pos­si­ble that because of this inci­dent a New Hamp­shire hunter’s cousin may not be com­ing to Thanks­giv­ing din­ner.  Glenn Ran­fos now has five BBs lodged in his body, includ­ing one in his spleen, after his hunt­ing part­ner of 40 years, cousin Ken­neth Ran­fos, shot him from 30 yards away!  He said, “I had […]

 

...and it was THIS big!

There’s a big, brown snake in the toi­let” sounds like some­thing a 5th grade boy would say to his bud­dies, but for a woman in Sin­ga­pore it was meant quite lit­er­ally. The 34-year-old sat down on the toi­let and imme­di­ately felt a sharp pain. When she stood up, she was hor­ri­fied to find a six-foot-long […]