Category: Freak News

 

 

That's one T'd off beaver!

Dion­i­sio Lock­ridge was arrested on drug charges after nine Miami high school stu­dents were sent to the hos­pi­tal com­plain­ing of sick­ness after eat­ing brown­ies he pre­pared.  Brown­ies sim­i­lar to the ones con­sumed by the stu­dents were found in his home. He was charged with pos­ses­sion of mar­i­juana and cocaine, but police did not con­firm either […]

 

Smelly Situations

Cops entered a house owned by Henry Nguyen [pr: NWEN] with a war­rant seek­ing mar­i­juana plants, which they found after they came across mul­ti­ple buck­ets of fecal mat­ter that the man had strate­gi­cally placed to throw author­i­ties off the scent of his oper­a­tion. Offi­cers seized the weed, sev­eral weapons and two Ger­man Shep­herds, who we […]

 

Foodle?

You may not know what breed your dog is, but at least you know it’s a dog … right? This was not the case for a man in Argentina who bought what he thought was a poo­dle at a Buenos Aires out­door mar­ket. It turned out to be a fer­ret on steroids. A vet­eri­nar­ian who […]

 

Sand Angels

Emer­gency crews went look­ing for Lynette Bond, 68, after a hiker found a three-day-old note in her broken-down vehi­cle Sat­ur­day. Res­cuers then found her belong­ings on a trail, and an air crew spot­ted the word “HELP” in the sand with Bond lying beside it mak­ing a “sand angel,” reports Australia’s News Net­work. Bond is said […]

 

Shaving Face

Thsee alleged attempted rob­beries took place at two down­town Wash­ing­ton D.C. banks. At the the Sun­Trust bank, the sus­pect, whose name was not reported, walked in and gave a teller a note that read “100s 50s 20s 10s.” She handed the note back, and the FBI said the sus­pect wrote her another not, “all mona.” […]

 

Wee Wee Wee

El Paso police said a woman arrived home and fol­lowed the sound of run­ning water to her bath­room, where she dis­cov­ered Hec­tor Sanchez, 41, danc­ing nude.  Police said Sanchez, who the woman said she had never met before, refused repeated orders to exit the home. Offi­cers said they found Sanchez lying nude on a bed. […]

 

Wrong kind of "green"

Suzanne Lee Kraus worked as an assis­tant in a vet­eri­nary office, where her dog, Hig­gins, was also a patient – until he was euth­a­nized 9 months ago. Recently, Kraus wrote up a pre­scrip­tion for hydrocodone and pre­scrip­tion strength aceta­minophen pills in Hig­gins’ name, which raised ques­tions due to the num­ber of pills – and the fact that […]

 

Pretzel Beatdown

Two Detroit women were busted on assault charges after they got all twisted over being given the wrong dip­ping sauce at a mall pret­zel stand. The women, whose names were not released, attacked the server at an Aun­tie Anne’s loca­tion after return­ing mid­way through their snack to demand dif­fer­ent dips. The server refused to exchange […]