Category: Freak News

 

 

Softer than a boyfriend pillow?

You can now buy a chair that looks, feels, and smells like human flesh … if you’re into that sort of thing. For the low, low price of only $2,200, you can get a chair designed by Lon­don designer Gigi Barker, who actu­ally infuses each of the leather chairs with a “pheromone-impregnated sil­i­cone base” and […]

 

Jail Dodos

Offi­cers spot­ted Cindy Wingo and a male friend loi­ter­ing out­side a vacant home and decided to search her, turn­ing up a meth pipe and a bot­tle of pee. When asked why she was car­ry­ing the liq­uid, she was report­edly eva­sive and unable to offer a rea­son. Deputy Chaney Brown said it was “not uncom­mon” for […]

 

I'm with stupid

68 year old John David Mar­tinez strolled into a Wells-Fargo branch, approached a teller to hand her a bag and a note telling her to fill it with money or else. While an out­door cam­era caught his license plate num­ber the indoor sur­veil­lance cam­eras caught a nice image of his face and his shirt – […]

 

Mummified Manniquin

Two men hired to clean out a Florida rental house thought they found a man­nequin hang­ing in the garage so they cut down what they believed to be a Halloween-style prank and took it to a land­fill. But work­ers at the dump in west-central Florida grew sus­pi­cious of its foul odor and called author­i­ties, who […]

 

His fly came undone

A lawyer in Kaza­khstan, who was hired by his client to rep­re­sent him in a case involv­ing an inher­i­tance, was unhappy with the judge’s rul­ing. So he approached the bench hold­ing a fly­swat­ter and said, “Let’s not hang about argu­ing the law here, let’s decide this with fly­swat­ters” and then laid a smack down on […]

 

Pink jinx

Sur­veil­lance cam­eras cap­tured footage of Daniel Lee Warn crawl­ing through the drive thru win­dow at an El Pollo Loco loca­tion before it opened for the day. He went through cash reg­is­ters that turned out to be empty and grabbed a few small items before repeat­ing the break-in route else­where. Appar­ently bur­glar­iz­ing can lead to an […]

 

Stuck in a squishy situation

I’ve used some good excuses but this 78-year-old Utah woman had the best excuse ever for miss­ing an event she was sup­posed to attend with some friends. When she didn’t show up they called the police to report her miss­ing. Luck­ily, police even­tu­ally found Sharon Brus­sell near Arches National Park – stuck up to her […]

 

Third time's a charm

A New Hamp­shire man is fac­ing a num­ber of charges after he allegedly hit a state trooper three times while drunk dri­ving after a NASCAR race. Damian Biron was allegedly oper­at­ing his red pickup truck in an unsafe man­ner when a trooper attempted to get him to pull over. The sus­pect didn’t stop for the […]