Category: Freak News

 

 

Finger Fiasco

A cou­ple had to go to court and face a panel of judges after they were busted doing the nasty in a bank lobby. Their romp hap­pened at 6:30 in the evening, so passers-by ended up see­ing it all – includ­ing a 10-year-old girl!  Not only that, they were on bank prop­erty so – surprise, […]

 

Pizza or DIE!!

Inves­ti­ga­tors a bank rob­bery sus­pect walked into the Chase branch in the Gar­ment Dis­trict New York and handed a note to a teller read­ing: “I have a bomb. Give me some money now.” Teller Melinda Lewis told the man she doesn’t read notes and instructed him to fill out a with­drawal slip. The man wrote […]

 

Punch Drunk Love

The world of 3D print­ing con­tin­ues to impress: Now, experts have used it to replace three-quarters of a man’s skull. The team obtained images of the needed skull sec­tions using CT scans; they then made the replace­ment by lay­er­ing a spe­cial type of plas­tic known as PEKK, whose rough sur­face helps with bone cell growth, […]

 

Cheeky Bites

Edgardo Toucet, a Florida man was using a foam-cutting machine at work when the machine back­fired and cut off his junk! Adding insult to injury – he was work­ing for a temp agency – which means he’s not in it for the benefits…which obvi­ously are none. Toucet is now fil­ing a law­suit against the temp agency […]

 

Are you happy to see me...or is that a PBR?

Mary Frances Alday became enraged when a cashier informed her that store pol­icy forced her to decline the coupon because it was printed off an online site. Alday allegedly started curs­ing out the employee, then struck her with a shop­ping cart before being escorted to the park­ing lot – where she told the man­ager, “I have […]

 

Toy Truckin'

Penn­syl­va­nia man Ray­mond Kallen­berger was flee­ing the site of an armed rob­bery he’d com­mit­ted when he forced his way into a van owned by a local cab com­pany. When cops began to chase the vehi­cle, Kallen­berger gunned it and drove straight into the Susque­hanna River, where it was swept off by the cur­rent.  An eyewitness […]

 

P.U.I

An Illi­nois man who was busted on charges of dri­ving while intox­i­cated decided to com­pound the D.U.I. by com­mit­ting a P.U.I. – by pee­ing on the jail­house door as he was leav­ing the build­ing.  Keith Klein was in cus­tody for about 30 min­utes while he arranged bail and filled out paper­work for the drunken dri­ving charge, […]

 

Stone Soup

Bar­ney the Labrador wasn’t feel­ing too well at his home in England. He appeared slug­gish and in bad spir­its. His owner Kim Wool­lard was wor­ried he might’ve eaten some­thing that he wasn’t sup­posed to, as Bar­ney was prone to do. But what Kim didn’t expect was that her beloved Bar­ney ate 109 stones he found at […]