Category: Freak News



Selfie sabotage

Red­dit user Sup­plenup­ple, who wished to remain anony­mous for obvi­ous rea­sons, said he was hik­ing in Florida when he came across a seem­ingly friendly squir­rel and decided to take a selfie with it It turns out the squir­rel did not approve. “When I got close enough, the squir­rel actu­ally tried grab­bing my phone. I shook […]


At least he had socks on....

A Florida man proved you don’t have to be a lawyer to be an ambu­lance chaser – by run­ning after one of the emer­gency vehi­cles and hop­ping on the bumper to get a ride. Tim­o­thy Tor­fonz Baker, who slipped out of his pants at some point dur­ing the trek, was arrested after he hopped off the […]


Twerking Twits

Accord­ing to police, Christie Coura went to Beaver­ton City Hall to pay a fine with two friends. After Coura paid the fine, the three women went out to the park­ing lot and began twerk­ing.  Then things got weird… one of the friend’s allegedly began uri­nat­ing between cars in the park­ing lot while the whole thing […]


THAT wasn't in the syllabus!

Feli­cia Smith a  42-year-old mid­dle school teacher in Texas was arrested after she allegedly did some grind­ing on the lap of a 15-year-old boy for four min­utes as a spe­cial birth­day present for him! Accord­ing to the stu­dent, she put on some music and touched him all over.  And he even got a few butt […]


And he wonders why he's unemployed....

Florida crook Felipe Cruz strolled up to a bank teller’s win­dow and handed over a note say­ing, “Give me the 100s, 50s, 20s now. Do not set the alarm. Hurry!!!”  But since she was com­pletely sur­rounded by bul­let­proof glass, the teller just walked away, prompt­ing Cruz to leave –with the note still wedged in the […]


The human nail biter

This Chi­nese man doesn’t get iron in his diet from his break­fast cereal…Long Yun­sheng appar­ently learned how to eat 2 inch iron nails when he was a teenager and all he needs is a glass of water to wash them down.  In spite of his odd diet, Long is in good health.  The same can’t […]


redrum redrum

We all know get­ting a tat­too of your lover will even­tu­ally end up a bad idea but I can’t fig­ure out why this guy didn’t see this com­ing.  A Kansas man charged with first-degree mur­der is afraid the tat­tooed mirror-image of the word “mur­der” across his neck might prej­u­dice a jury.  So he is asking […]


Potato plunder

A Rhode Island man tried his luck at rob­bing a con­ve­nience store, where he bran­dished the scari­est weapon of all….a tater!  The employee chased him off with a base­ball bat. Then he went around the cor­ner to try again at a Laun­dro­mat, shout­ing, “I need money.” A clerk there saw the spud and walked away […]