Category: Freak News

 

 

THAT wasn't in the syllabus!

Feli­cia Smith a  42-year-old mid­dle school teacher in Texas was arrested after she allegedly did some grind­ing on the lap of a 15-year-old boy for four min­utes as a spe­cial birth­day present for him! Accord­ing to the stu­dent, she put on some music and touched him all over.  And he even got a few butt […]

 

And he wonders why he's unemployed....

Florida crook Felipe Cruz strolled up to a bank teller’s win­dow and handed over a note say­ing, “Give me the 100s, 50s, 20s now. Do not set the alarm. Hurry!!!”  But since she was com­pletely sur­rounded by bul­let­proof glass, the teller just walked away, prompt­ing Cruz to leave –with the note still wedged in the […]

 

The human nail biter

This Chi­nese man doesn’t get iron in his diet from his break­fast cereal…Long Yun­sheng appar­ently learned how to eat 2 inch iron nails when he was a teenager and all he needs is a glass of water to wash them down.  In spite of his odd diet, Long is in good health.  The same can’t […]

 

redrum redrum

We all know get­ting a tat­too of your lover will even­tu­ally end up a bad idea but I can’t fig­ure out why this guy didn’t see this com­ing.  A Kansas man charged with first-degree mur­der is afraid the tat­tooed mirror-image of the word “mur­der” across his neck might prej­u­dice a jury.  So he is asking […]

 

Potato plunder

A Rhode Island man tried his luck at rob­bing a con­ve­nience store, where he bran­dished the scari­est weapon of all….a tater!  The employee chased him off with a base­ball bat. Then he went around the cor­ner to try again at a Laun­dro­mat, shout­ing, “I need money.” A clerk there saw the spud and walked away […]

 

There's more than 1 way to crack an egg

I hope your Easter was bet­ter than the Dye fam­ily of New Jersey’s who had their Easter egg hunt inter­rupted when a sky­diver fell out of the sky into a nearby back­yard!  The diver, 49-year-old Arkady Shenker, jumped out of a plane oper­ated by Freefall Adven­tures Sky­div­ing School and he was wear­ing a spe­cial “wing […]

 

A bar of gold you won't want to get your hands on

Par­ents always worry when their child runs away but I can’t even imag­ine what this boy’s par­ents went through after find­ing out about this!  Their 16-year-old boy is mirac­u­lously alive after being stowed away in the wheel well of a flight from Santa Clara, Cal­i­for­nia to Maui, Hawaii. The FBI believes the boy climbed into […]

 

Stick a knife in it!

It looked like a hun­gry passenger’s lunch, but enchi­ladas car­ried through secu­rity at Sonoma County Air­port in Santa Rosa, Calif. con­tained more than just rice, beans and a deli­cious sauce, accord­ing to the TSA. Stashed inside it was an 8.5-inch knife: The woman said she had made the enchi­lada over the week­end and she really […]