Category: Freak News

 

 

Disney World can make you crazy

A Florida woman was try­ing to get to the hap­pi­est place on earth when she was arrested last week after danc­ing around and beat­ing her car with a bungee cord — while mut­ter­ing inco­her­ently about Dis­ney World. Deputies spot­ted Eliz­a­beth Quin­tana after she ran out of gas on a high­way, block­ing one lane while causing […]

 

The dirtiest man in the world?

An Iran­ian man named Amou Haji has claimed the title for the “Dirt­i­est Man in the World.”  He says that he hasn’t washed in 60 years because he thinks that clean­li­ness will bring him sick­ness. In addi­tion to the issue with bathing, Haji also enjoys din­ing on the rot­ten meat of dead por­cu­pines. Haji also enjoys stuff­ing his […]

 

You'll shoot your face off

A Ten­nessee man is in the hos­pi­tal nurs­ing a gun­shot wound and think­ing about how he’ll be more care­ful the next time he takes off his pants. William Rood was get­ting undressed and took off his pants with­out tak­ing his .25 cal­iber pis­tol out of the front pocket. The gun went off and shot him […]

 

Burgler sleeps on the job

A Cal­i­for­nia man Ruben Ortega, who’d rounded up a sack full of cell phones and other elec­tronic devices in a home bur­glary might have got­ten away with the rob­bery if he didn’t take a short break – in the bed of the home­owner, who hap­pened to be sleep­ing there at the time. The vic­tim says he […]

 

Bigfoot eats pizza and poops

Michi­gan man Anthony Padilla told offi­cers that he believes he awoke a sleep­ing Big­foot while clear­ing branches on his prop­erty, and things haven’t been the same since. Padilla went to the police sta­tion with an arm­load of evi­dence, includ­ing dead ani­mals, shred­ded pizza boxes and sus­pi­cious look­ing poop. While offi­cials have declined to assign any […]

 

Who steals a banana??

In Con­necti­cut a con­ve­nience store’s sur­veil­lance video shows a Ford sta­tion wagon smash­ing into the store and break­ing the glass doors, which set off the bur­glar alarm. The dri­ver grabbed him­self a banana – and then split before police arrived!     Florida woman Made­line Bro­gan drained the bag of frozen spinach in her sink, […]

 

Don't eat this chocolate cake

The Okla­homa Legislature’s rul­ing to allow a pri­vately funded statue of the Ten Com­mand­ments to be erected in 2012 at the state’s Capi­tol has paved the way for another reli­gious group to pro­pose their own mon­u­ment. The New York-based Satanic Tem­ple has for­mally sub­mit­ted plans and the design of a seven-foot statue of Satan that […]

 

Dirty Laundry

Two broth­ers, in their 50s, got into a heated dis­pute in their Des Moines home.  Jerome Davis ini­tially made and con­sumed three sand­wiches and then made three more within the next hour. Six sand­wiches in such a short period of time angered his brother, who con­fronted Davis about his over-eating.  Davis then allegedly pulled out […]