Category: Random Thoughts

 

 

Unrealeased Acoustic Halestorm!

 

Careful, he'll gum you to death

Wash­ing­ton state man Ken­neth Cham­bers, who lost all of his teeth some­where along the line, squab­bled with the woman who shared his double-wide after she refused to clean his ears. he began shout­ing, then pulled the trailer’s screen door off its hinges before lung­ing at her and sink­ing his gums into her arm! The alarmed […]

 

Tommy Lee hangs from the ceiling in his drumkit!

 

 

Woman happy after dog vomits

A Wis­con­sin woman Lois Matykowski’s lost her dia­mond wed­ding ring six years ago and never found it despite look­ing every­where she could think of. Unfor­tu­nately, she never thought of look­ing in her dog’s stom­ach, because her 10-year-old Rot­tweiler mix, Tucker, recently became sick after swal­low­ing a Pop­si­cle stick. After a visit to the vet and […]

 

Hey, that's not white chocolate!

Cus­toms offi­cers at Newark Lib­erty Inter­na­tional air­port were exam­in­ing lug­gage from pas­sen­gers arriv­ing to New Jer­sey on a flight from Guatemala City. Guatemalan cit­i­zen Mauri­cio Her­nan­dez was arrested after offi­cers allegedly dis­cov­ered some cook­ies in his bags with 118 pel­lets of cocaine baked into them! A $50,000 street value! He faces state charges of narcotics […]

 

Funny Money

John Jerni­gan was arrested and charged with 13 counts of utter­ing a coun­ter­feit bill after he allegedly tried to pay a $400 tres­pass­ing fine with a col­lec­tion of bills that had the same ser­ial num­ber! A cour­t­house clerk noticed that the $20 bills looked funny and alerted a deputy.When he was con­fronted Jerni­gan at first […]

 

KBEAR FREE Summer Show!

Come and hang out on the deck at the Frosty Gator on the fine Sun­day after­noon of June 1st!  4p all ages! Right­eous Vendetta is pass­ing through and so we thought you’d dig another free sum­mer show!  Plus, they are going to open for Trapt on June 18th!  Click here for those details.

 

"Cannibal Cop" now makes pizza (no meat, please)

A for­mer New York police offi­cer, who became known as “Can­ni­bal Cop” after he con­spired to kid­nap, tor­ture and eat women, has landed an ironic job behind bars. 30-year-old Gilberto Valle was con­victed a year ago and is in a Man­hat­tan cor­rec­tional facil­ity await­ing his sen­tence. But while he waits, he’s landed a job earn­ing 44 […]