Category: Random Thoughts

 

 

What a tool!

A Pol­ish man appar­ently fell and lost con­scious­ness.  When he regained con­scious­ness he was at first aware only of pain in a hand before real­iz­ing some­thing else was wrong. He walked to his car, looked in a mir­ror and noticed the screw­driver, pen­e­trat­ing his fore­head, 2 inches in, just above his right eye. The man […]

 

Cotton scented mouth

A New York woman has come clean with her embar­rass­ing lit­tle secret – that she eats up to 15 sticks of deodor­ant each and every month. The woman, iden­ti­fied only as “Nicole,” says she first picked up the habit as a child, and car­ries a stick every­where in case the crav­ing strikes her. She admits that […]

 

That's nacho cheese, man!

Police were called to a home in Lind­say, Ontario, where there had pre­vi­ously been 15 times for domes­tic dis­putes. When offi­cers arrived, they found a 39-year-old man and a 41-year-old woman cov­ered in chips and dip. It wasn’t some saucy romp. They were fight­ing over the last beer.  They both face charges of domestic-related assault […]

 

Paws N' Claws - Mr. Bojangles

 
 

Meet Mr. Bojan­gles Piper & KBEAR 101 have teamed up with the non-profit orga­ni­za­tion HART, Help­ing Ani­mals Res­cue Team, to find for­ever homes for aban­doned, stray and sur­ren­dered ani­mals. Tune into the Rock Show Wednes­day morn­ings at 8:10 to meet the star of “KBEAR Paws n Claws!“ Mr. Bojan­gles loves to be pet­ted and will even let […]

 

karma lends a finger

A Penn­syl­va­nia school dis­trict went into cri­sis mode yes­ter­day over a shoot­ing “threat.” High school stu­dent Travis Claw­son, 19, unwit­tingly found him­self the sub­ject of a man­hunt when the recep­tion­ist at his eye doctor’s office called to con­firm an upcom­ing appoint­ment and got his voice­mail. The greet­ing, to her ears, said he couldn’t come to […]

 

Hot n Spicy Weaponry

A dog owner in Florida found out the hard way his pooch was a real hunt­ing dog!  Gre­gory Dale Lanier said that he was tool­ing down the road when his dog jumped onto the floor and dis­charged his nine-millimeter weapon, which the owner thought was unloaded. Lanier heard a loud noise, saw smoke, then felt […]

 

Wednesday 1/6

This is why bub­ble wrap has it’s own appre­ci­a­tion day: A spokesman for the Boston Fire Depart­ment said a Boston con­struc­tion worker fell 30 feet off a build­ing and sur­vived because he landed in a pile of bub­ble wrap taken from the con­struc­tion site’s scaf­fold­ing! The worker became lodged in the bub­ble wrap and needed […]

 

Tuesday 1/25

A Russ­ian judge has been fired after he caught 40 winks in court and then sen­tenced an out­raged defen­dant to five years in prison.Judge Yevgeny Makhno was forced to resign Fri­day for obvi­ously falling asleep sev­eral times while try­ing a busi­ness­man on charges of fraud. Makhno claimed that he was not sleep­ing, but lis­ten­ing with […]