Category: Random Thoughts



One bummed out burgler

Don’t dawdle in the drive through while Sergeant Scott Biumi is around!  Apparently, the off duty officer thought the teenagers ahead of him were taking too long to place an order, so he decided to speed things along by lunging through the driver’s side window with his gun drawn. A surveillance tape led to Biumi’s […]


Alice in Chains Twnety-Three

Check out this Mockumentary for the new Alice in Chains album The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here. Alice in Chains Twenty-Three from Alice in Chains


Nuts about Ninjas

Bridgett Dixon left her Plymouth Neon smack dab in the middle of some railroad tracks, with the door open and keys in the ignition. She ran from the scene screaming that the car was stuck. Dixon was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct and public drunkenness. She told the responding officer that she was tired […]


What a tool!

A Polish man apparently fell and lost consciousness.  When he regained consciousness he was at first aware only of pain in a hand before realizing something else was wrong. He walked to his car, looked in a mirror and noticed the screwdriver, penetrating his forehead, 2 inches in, just above his right eye. The man […]


Cotton scented mouth

A New York woman has come clean with her embarrassing little secret – that she eats up to 15 sticks of deodorant each and every month. The woman, identified only as “Nicole,” says she first picked up the habit as a child, and carries a stick everywhere in case the craving strikes her. She admits that […]


That's nacho cheese, man!

Police were called to a home in Lindsay, Ontario, where there had previously been 15 times for domestic disputes. When officers arrived, they found a 39-year-old man and a 41-year-old woman covered in chips and dip. It wasn’t some saucy romp. They were fighting over the last beer.  They both face charges of domestic-related assault […]


Paws N' Claws - Mr. Bojangles


Meet Mr. Bojangles Piper & KBEAR 101 have teamed up with the non-profit organization HART, Helping Animals Rescue Team, to find forever homes for abandoned, stray and surrendered animals. Tune into the Rock Show Wednesday mornings at 8:10 to meet the star of “KBEAR Paws n Claws!” Mr. Bojangles loves to be petted and will even let […]


karma lends a finger

A Pennsylvania school district went into crisis mode yesterday over a shooting “threat.” High school student Travis Clawson, 19, unwittingly found himself the subject of a manhunt when the receptionist at his eye doctor’s office called to confirm an upcoming appointment and got his voicemail. The greeting, to her ears, said he couldn’t come to […]