Indiana Cops say they found 24-year-old Bryan Hill passed out behind the wheel of a car that was blocking traffic. He was wearing underwear, one sock, and a pair of pants as a shirt. He had each arm inserted into each leg of his pants. He was arrested for public intoxication and blocking traffic. On the bright side, he may have started a new fashion trend.
The body of a woman whom neighbors say they last saw several years ago was found in an SUV parked in the garage of a foreclosed home northwest of Detroit. An employee of a property management
company stumbled upon the body in the rear seat of the vehicle while doing a walk-through. The body was described by the sheriff’s office as being “in a mummified state.” A cause of death has yet to be determined. “She’s been dead years,” says an official in the ME’s office. The body is believed to be that of the former homeowner who would have been 49 in 2008, when authorities believe she died.
Arkansas man Drake Parks, completed a transaction at a bank teller’s window and left without incident – but called in a few hours later, posing as his own father and asking to talk to the woman. When she came to the phone, he said that “Drake” had called her the b-word, and deserved to be spanked for his foul mouth. The victim tried to end the call, but Parks went on to offer $50 for the spanking, and provided his address – which earned him a visit and a possible spanking … from cops, who arrested him on charges of harassment.