Cheeky Bites

Edgardo Toucet, a Florida man was using a foam-cutting machine at work when the machine backfired and cut off his junk! Adding insult to injury – he was working for a temp agency – which means he’s not in it for the benefits…which obviously are none. Toucet is now filing a lawsuit against the temp agency and the factory.

A Florida woman, whose name was not released, walked into the Pit Stop at 6:40 in the morning and was told she wouldn’t be able to purchase the 32-ounce bottles of Schlitz Bull Ice that she’d selected until the clock struck seven. She let loose a string of obscenities and headed for the door with her unpaid brewskis, which led the clerk to call cops with a description of the car she sped off in. Officers caught up with her a short while later, and found the beer on the front seat. She was charged with theft and driving without a valid license.

cheekbiteCassi Lyn Clayton, whose criminal record includes citations for property damage and assaulting a cop (this can’t be good staring off with her criminal record), flew off the handle after she saw Madison Pelfrey toss some garbage onto the sand at the beach near her home. She began screaming at the college student, and the argument escalated – leading Clayton to chomp down hard on one of Pelfrey’s cheeks! The 20-year-old neat freak was taken to the Monroe County Detention Center, charged with misdemeanor battery.

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