Chocoroach


Inmates at a prison in Eng­land are dis­sat­is­fied with the food they’re given, so they’ve turned to snack­ing chocoroachon cock­roaches.  The prison is noto­ri­ous for being infested with the crunchy pests, and after watch­ing episodes of I’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out Of Here, some inmates decided to taste some. They liked it, and now oth­ers have acquired a taste for the bugs too. In fact, the inmates have been swap­ping roach recipes. Inmate Neil Harrison-Scott says he catches them in empty potato chip bags and then cooks them up. His favorite way to eat them is to make kebobs and dip them in melted chocolate.

 

James Mahoney dialed 911 sev­eral times, telling the dis­patcher that he was “messed up,” but ask­ing if some­one could help speed up his tax refund check he was expect­ing. After dodg­ing sev­eral calls, the call cen­ter sent a deputy out to Mahoney’s home – where they found him, still on the phone with a dis­patcher. Mahoney was charged with mak­ing a false 911 call, a mis­de­meanor, to which he pleaded no con­test. 

Steven Steele allegedly entered a 7–11 while hold­ing a run­ning chain­saw. The store’s two atten­dants fled into a back room and police say Steele used the chain­saw to dam­age a win­dow and sev­eral dis­play racks. Then he exposed his but­tocks to the employ­ees and left the store after tak­ing a bot­tle of soda. A police
offi­cer respond­ing to the scene spot­ted Steele walk­ing down the
street and he was placed under arrest. We’re guess­ing it was his drunken stag­ger and the flower pot he had on his head to con­ceal his iden­tity.  The chain­saw was found in a bush near the ser­vice sta­tion. 

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