Cone head

Times Square is a huge tourist trap in New York City – which makes it a great place for panhandlers to score cash. Two somewhat famous panhandlers are Justin Long holds a sign that says, “I need money for weed” and Wayne Semancik holds a sign that reads, “I need beer.” You’d think there’d be enough business for both of them in such a bustling part of town. But, no. They clashed, with “Weed Guy” repeatedly stabbing “Beer Guy” in the face with a pen. Taking the scene to a whole new level of insanity was the fact that the police ended up interviewing two eyewitnesses – who were dressed as Alien and Predator.

Cops responded to a burglar alarm at a local middle school and found the man, whose name was not released, kneeling on the ground, naked and covered in blood. He told them that he’d taken some psychedelic mushrooms earlier that day and couldn’t recall what had happened after. OH, he’ll remember soon enough because he cut his willy off!  An officer who responded to the scene said, “He really wasn’t saying much at all – a lot of yelling and screaming.”

cone headA man put a traffic cone on his head while joking with pals, but it slipped down a little too far and he got lodged inside – head, shoulders and all! A witness who’d been eating at a local fast food joint said, “I had seen him walking with it on top of his head five minutes earlier, but now it was pulled right down. No one was helping him because they thought he was just messing around.” Police showed up on the scene and freed him to a round of applause, two hours later.

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