(Don't) Eat Your Greens

A Florida woman found out that eat­ing your greens isn’t always good for you.  The deputy who detained green tongueCristina Ann Jack­son says he noticed a strong smell of weed on her breath, and when he began ques­tion­ing her, it appeared that her tongue was green. After a few min­utes, she admit­ted that she’d tried to eat the joint she’d been smok­ing behind the wheel then turned over a small amount of dope she was car­ry­ing in her purse. Jack­son will have to return to court on April 8th – at which point her clean record will offi­cially go to pot.

Ger­man cops are on the hunt for two medi­ums who are at large after hyp­no­tiz­ing a woman and con­vinc­ing her to hand over all her jew­elry. Sarah Alex­eyeva says that the psy­chic pair approached her out­side a super­mar­ket and promised they would fore­tell her future – with­out men­tion­ing that it included them rip­ping her off.  The 66-year-old told police that the two women lulled her into a trance, but instead of get­ting her palm read, she had her hands stripped – of the rings, bracelets and watch she was wear­ing! 

Ian Oliver dabbed him­self with a bit of his brand-new bot­tle of after­shave before head­ing next door for din­ner. Appar­ently, their cat flipped out over his smell and Oliver end­ing up in the emer­gency room with stitches!  The game of cat and mouse didn’t leave Oliver with any hard feel­ings. He says, “I don’t have any ani­mos­ity towards the cat I just think it had a really bad reac­tion to the after­shave. I thought it was a nice smell – but obvi­ously the cat didn’t agree.”


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