Duck!


British man Stan Worby, 39, who was dubbed the “Brad­ford Bat­man” when he dressed as the super hero in Feb­ru­ary to bring friend Daniel Frayne, 27, to the police sta­tion to turn him­self in on an out­stand­ing war­rant, was arrested along­side Frayne and charged with bur­glary. Police said Worby and Frayne were pulled over around 4 a.m. Sun­day and arrested on alle­ga­tions of bur­glar­iz­ing $1,179 worth of power tools from a Brad­ford garage. The two are sched­uled to appear in court April 26.  No word on if Bat­man will be there to defend Worby’s honor.

Anthony Reynolds admit­ted to a court he was a pas­sen­ger in a stolen BMW when it pulled up behind a 2008 Porsche 911 Turbo in Newark. Reynolds exited the car, dis­played a .38-caliber hand­gun to the dri­ver of the Porsche and ordered him to exit the vehicle.The dri­ver fled on foot and flagged down a pass­ing police officer.Reynold’s accom­plice drove off in the BMW and Reynolds attempted to drive away in the Porsche, but he never learned how to drive a man­ual 6 speed.  The car stalled out and  Reynolds attempted to flee on foot, but was caught by police.

duck in a bagMichael Hub­bard was pass­ing through the screen­ing process into a  Hon­olulu court­room and the screen­ers noticed some­thing mov­ing in his bag as it passed through the X-ray. Guards asked him to open the bag so they could exam­ine the con­tents but he refused. So they told him he would have to leave imme­di­ately. Escorted by offi­cers on his way out, he yelled, “There’s a live duck in there!” The guards took a peek and, sure enough, there was the duck — and 2 bot­tles of beer.  Hub­bard, who has two assault cases pend­ing, even­tu­ally left the duck with deputies to make his appoint­ment inside, the Asso­ci­ated Press wrote. No word on what hap­pened to the beer.  Or the duck for that matter!

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