Even elks like to let loose

drunk-elkA Swedish man found himself on the horns of a dilemma when he returned to his home, but found his front door blocked by a gang of belligerent drunks – inebriated elk from the woods behind his home!  The boozed-up beasts got tipsy after scarfing down some apples that had fallen on the ground and fermented. The elk turned out to be mean drunks, charging at the man and chasing him away from his house – leading him to call cops for help.

If the sheds a rockin’ don’t come a knockin’ seems to be A South Carolina couple looking for a little actions creedo.  North Charleston police say they caught Emily Craig, 20, and Shaun Bowden, 31, inside a display shed in a state of undress, in a Home Depot parking lot! Both are charged with disorderly conduct, and Bowden, whose pants were hanging out “down near his knees,” got an indecent exposure count as well.  I’ll have a hot dog with that!

A Florida woman was busted for running a red light & failed a field sobriety test, but she decided to try for a do-over – by trying to drive off in the arresting officer’s patrol car when he wasn’t paying attention!  After being tossed into the cruiser’s back seat, Sara Kirksey slipped out of her handcuffs and climbed through the divider window and slid into the driver’s seat – punching the cop several times and getting the car into gear before being subdued. She now faces battery charges in addition to DUI driving violations.

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