Even elks like to let loose

drunk-elkA Swedish man found him­self on the horns of a dilemma when he returned to his home, but found his front door blocked by a gang of bel­liger­ent drunks – ine­bri­ated elk from the woods behind his home!  The boozed-up beasts got tipsy after scarf­ing down some apples that had fallen on the ground and fer­mented. The elk turned out to be mean drunks, charg­ing at the man and chas­ing him away from his house – lead­ing him to call cops for help.

If the sheds a rockin’ don’t come a knockin’ seems to be A South Car­olina cou­ple look­ing for a lit­tle actions creedo.  North Charleston police say they caught Emily Craig, 20, and Shaun Bow­den, 31, inside a dis­play shed in a state of undress, in a Home Depot park­ing lot! Both are charged with dis­or­derly con­duct, and Bow­den, whose pants were hang­ing out “down near his knees,” got an inde­cent expo­sure count as well.  I’ll have a hot dog with that!

A Florida woman was busted for run­ning a red light & failed a field sobri­ety test, but she decided to try for a do-over – by try­ing to drive off in the arrest­ing officer’s patrol car when he wasn’t pay­ing atten­tion!  After being tossed into the cruiser’s back seat, Sara Kirk­sey slipped out of her hand­cuffs and climbed through the divider win­dow and slid into the driver’s seat – punch­ing the cop sev­eral times and get­ting the car into gear before being sub­dued. She now faces bat­tery charges in addi­tion to DUI dri­ving violations.

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