ferret on steroidsYou may not know what breed your dog is, but at least you know it’s a dog … right? This was not the case for a man in Argentina who bought what he thought was a poo­dle at a Buenos Aires out­door mar­ket. It turned out to be a fer­ret on steroids. A vet­eri­nar­ian who looked at the fluffy lit­tle guy said that the fer­ret “had been given steroids at birth to increase their size and then had some extra groom­ing to make their coats resem­ble a fluffy toy poodle.”

A man who once served as vice-mayor of his Ten­nessee town still takes part of that title seri­ously, as he proved by get­ting arrested for dri­ving in excess of 90 miles per hour – with his pri­vates hang­ing out the win­dow of his vehi­cle.  William Blakely was busted after a woman called 911 claim­ing that he made obscene ges­tures while they drove beside each other on an inter­state high­way. She said she tried to ignore him, but he kept honk­ing his horn and motion­ing for her to pull up her shirt. Three other wit­nesses tes­ti­fied that they saw Blakely expos­ing him­self while speed­ing – a repeat of charges he faced while in office sev­eral years ago.

Cops responded to a report of an alarm going off in the mid­dle of the night, and found a bro­ken win­dow, and a trail of blood lead­ing to Shanon Adams. The 21-year-old, who was wear­ing noth­ing but socks and shoes, stated he did not know where he was or what was hap­pen­ing, accord­ing to the police report. “he had issues with sleep walk­ing and that he often woke in strange places after drink­ing.” That would mean he has a drink­ing problem.…

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