ferret on steroidsYou may not know what breed your dog is, but at least you know it’s a dog … right? This was not the case for a man in Argentina who bought what he thought was a poodle at a Buenos Aires outdoor market. It turned out to be a ferret on steroids. A veterinarian who looked at the fluffy little guy said that the ferret “had been given steroids at birth to increase their size and then had some extra grooming to make their coats resemble a fluffy toy poodle.”

A man who once served as vice-mayor of his Tennessee town still takes part of that title seriously, as he proved by getting arrested for driving in excess of 90 miles per hour – with his privates hanging out the window of his vehicle.  William Blakely was busted after a woman called 911 claiming that he made obscene gestures while they drove beside each other on an interstate highway. She said she tried to ignore him, but he kept honking his horn and motioning for her to pull up her shirt. Three other witnesses testified that they saw Blakely exposing himself while speeding – a repeat of charges he faced while in office several years ago.

Cops responded to a report of an alarm going off in the middle of the night, and found a broken window, and a trail of blood leading to Shanon Adams. The 21-year-old, who was wearing nothing but socks and shoes, stated he did not know where he was or what was happening, according to the police report. “he had issues with sleep walking and that he often woke in strange places after drinking.” That would mean he has a drinking problem….

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