Finger Fiasco

A cou­ple had to go to court and face a panel of judges after they were busted doing the nasty in a bank lobby. Their romp hap­pened at 6:30 in the evening, so passers-by ended up see­ing it all – includ­ing a 10-year-old girl!  Not only that, they were on bank prop­erty so – sur­prise, sur­prise – a secu­rity cam­era caught all the action. They ended up get­ting sen­tenced to 16 weeks in prison. They were also ordered into an alco­hol rehab pro­gram and 180 hours of com­mu­nity service.

New Jer­sey police dis­patch­ers saw Wendy Tucker, 56, “get out of a car in the mid­dle of Lex­ing­ton Boule­vard, pull up her shirt and bra, expos­ing her breasts while fac­ing sev­eral secu­rity cam­eras” around 2 a.m. Lt. Keith Ger­main said the video footage also depicts Tucker “look­ing up at the cam­eras while extend­ing her mid­dle fin­gers.” Patrol­men located Tucker’s car and took her into cus­tody. Police said she was wanted on an out­stand­ing war­rant from Atlantic County and was charged with an addi­tional count of lewdness.

Cut off fingerAccord­ing to a police report, Penn­syl­va­nia prison guard Alfredo Male­spini had been drunk­enly argu­ing with his wife for most of the day over an affair he’d had sev­eral months ear­lier. He was unable to pry the ring off his fin­ger, so he grabbed his weapon and tried to shoot the thing off, but failed badly, blow­ing off part of the digit, but leav­ing the ring attached to what was left of it.

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