Finger Fiasco

A couple had to go to court and face a panel of judges after they were busted doing the nasty in a bank lobby. Their romp happened at 6:30 in the evening, so passers-by ended up seeing it all – including a 10-year-old girl!  Not only that, they were on bank property so – surprise, surprise – a security camera caught all the action. They ended up getting sentenced to 16 weeks in prison. They were also ordered into an alcohol rehab program and 180 hours of community service.

New Jersey police dispatchers saw Wendy Tucker, 56, “get out of a car in the middle of Lexington Boulevard, pull up her shirt and bra, exposing her breasts while facing several security cameras” around 2 a.m. Lt. Keith Germain said the video footage also depicts Tucker “looking up at the cameras while extending her middle fingers.” Patrolmen located Tucker’s car and took her into custody. Police said she was wanted on an outstanding warrant from Atlantic County and was charged with an additional count of lewdness.

Cut off fingerAccording to a police report, Pennsylvania prison guard Alfredo Malespini had been drunkenly arguing with his wife for most of the day over an affair he’d had several months earlier. He was unable to pry the ring off his finger, so he grabbed his weapon and tried to shoot the thing off, but failed badly, blowing off part of the digit, but leaving the ring attached to what was left of it.

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