Investigators say a Swedish man called authorities to report he was awakened from a nap by a slap across the face from a woman wielding a mackerel. Seriously, she slapped him across the face with a dead fish! The man also alleged the woman stole $310 from him and took food from his refrigerator. Police said, “They might live together sometimes.” The incident is being investigated as an assault, police said.
Customs officials at a Russian airport busted a woman for having thousands of dollars worth of jewelry hidden inside a baked chicken! Because an entire baked chicken isn’t suspicious at all! Customs agents at Moscow’s International Airport searched the suitcases of a woman who had flown in from New York and found jewelry hidden in a number of food items including baked chicken, eggplant rolls and jars of jam, coffee and cream. The woman said she had hidden the roughly $30,000 worth of jewelry so she wouldn’t have to declare the items.
Here’s why you should never drive tired. An Atlanta, GA man caused a traffic jam after he fell asleep at the wheel, his truck stopped in the middle of the road. A local news truck happened to be passing by, and called 911 (while turning on its cameras, naturally). A government worker came to wake the man up, but when he did, the driver sped off, smashing into two cars and subsequently causing a five-car accident! The worker again tried to stop the man, but he fled his car, climbing a tree and jumping a barbed-wire fence to get away. Police are still searching for him. Probably thought he was in a bad dream!