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An Indi­ana man found out that adver­tis­ing doesn’t always pay off – when cops busted his syn­thetic mar­i­juana oper­a­tion after fol­low­ing a drugshand-scrawled sign read­ing “Drugs This Way.” Jere­miah Scales was taken into cus­tody after offi­cers saw the sign, which pointed down an alley to his girlfriend’s house, and staged a buy-and-bust sting that net­ted a size­able amount of Spice. Scales is being held on drug and drug para­pher­na­lia charges.

An Indi­ana man, broke into Don and Patty Kearney’s house through their back door, and con­fronted the 60-something cou­ple in their kitchen. After the intruder asked them if they had a gun Patty to ask the intruder if he had his own gun, and when he said “No,” she began smack­ing him with her back-scratcher – and then with a metal wrench! Patty said, “If he hadn’t have got out that back door, I’d have beat him to death.”



A Wash­ing­ton state woman is fac­ing numer­ous charges after she took the term “drive-thru” a lit­tle too lit­er­ally. Sarah Anne God­frey, backed into the Jack in the Box drive-thru lane at a high rate of speed, flat­ten­ing the free-standing menu board, knock­ing down a stretch of shrub­bery and man­gling the building’s water meter. She tried to flee the scene, but was detained by an employee, who she report­edly bit sev­eral times before cops arrived. The 21-year-old also has pre­vi­ous war­rants for dri­ving with a sus­pended license and dri­ving while intoxicated.

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