The things we do for love – In Brownhelm Township, Ohio, a man drove a stolen semi truck through the front wall of the local AdultMart store — and made off with an $800 toy. Amazingly, this isn’t the first time such a thing has happened at AdultMart. “This time it wasn’t a car — this time it was a tractor-trailer,” said store manager April Hoopes. After nabbing the life-sized sex doll, the guy bailed out of his truck and took off. He and the doll are still at large. Maybe they’re heading to Vegas!
Robbers vs. Robbers – A guy trying to steal copper and other metal from an abandoned hospital in Englandspent five hours in an air duct hiding from … another guy trying to steal copper and other metal! The first crook climbed into the duct when he heard suspicious noises that led him to believe cops were searching for him, when, in fact, it was another burglar with the same idea. Police ultimately were called to the scene, where they found one crook in hiding, and the other perched on the hospital roof. Both men are headed to court in late October.
But mom says it’s OK – A New Hampshireman, Matthew Sordiff stuffed baby wipes, baby formula and other items into a diaper bag and tried to get away quietly, but a store employee intervened. The 21-year-old then dropped the bag and placed his three-month-old daughter gently on the ground before fleeing on foot. He and the baby’s mother, who was also involved in the incident, were both arrested the same day. Sordiff’s mom said, “My son is a very good father. Matt got scared and he ran because he thought he had warrants he never took care of.” He’s stealing AND abandoning his baby!