WAX Job!

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Jake the snake –Surveillance cameras captured Eric Fiegel sliding the baby boa constrictors into his trousers at a pet store in AZ. He actually returned for a second round the same day — after going to another pet store to swap the stolen snakes for a lizard. Hey, is that a snake in your pants?

What a WAX job! – An Iowa City woman found herself stuck in a hairy situation when a salon employee told her she was too drunk to receive a bikini wax. Anna Katherine Bacon-Silviera went to the salon for some grooming, but was turned away by the technician, who thought she was too wacky to wax. Anna grabbed a towel and snapped it at the employee, then fled on foot, and was apprehended while running past a police station. Bacon-Silviera was charged with assault and public intoxication.

Reason #234 to pull up your damn pants! –.Polk County,FL sheriff’s deputies said Juan Luis Gutierrez, was arrested and charged with petty theft after he was identified as the suspect in an April 27 crime. Investigators said Gutierrez tried to steal two 18-packs of Bud Light from the E-Z Food Store inLakeWales but he dropped the beer in the parking lot when he tripped over his baggy pants. For all those people that had to look at your shotty underwear this was so worth it!

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