WAX Job!

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Jake the snake -Sur­veil­lance cam­eras cap­tured Eric Fiegel slid­ing the baby boa con­stric­tors into his trousers at a pet store in AZ. He actu­ally returned for a sec­ond round the same day — after going to another pet store to swap the stolen snakes for a lizard. Hey, is that a snake in your pants?

What a WAX job! — An Iowa City woman found her­self stuck in a hairy sit­u­a­tion when a salon employee told her she was too drunk to receive a bikini wax. Anna Kather­ine Bacon-Silviera went to the salon for some groom­ing, but was turned away by the tech­ni­cian, who thought she was too wacky to wax. Anna grabbed a towel and snapped it at the employee, then fled on foot, and was appre­hended while run­ning past a police sta­tion. Bacon-Silviera was charged with assault and pub­lic intoxication.

Rea­son #234 to pull up your damn pants! -.Polk County,FL sheriff’s deputies said Juan Luis Gutier­rez, was arrested and charged with petty theft after he was iden­ti­fied as the sus­pect in an April 27 crime. Inves­ti­ga­tors said Gutier­rez tried to steal two 18-packs of Bud Light from the E-Z Food Store inLake­Wales but he dropped the beer in the park­ing lot when he tripped over his baggy pants. For all those peo­ple that had to look at your shotty under­wear this was so worth it!

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