Freak News for Friday 9/30

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Freaky Feline – A Massachusetts woman Marty says her feline, which she dubbed Frank and Louie, made it into the 2012 record book for being the longest living cat with the condition of having 2 faces!  Frank and Louie have three eyes, two noses and two mouths. However, the cat, which has only one brain, only uses one of the mouths for eating. “Frank does the eating,” Marty said. “He only has to eat for one cat body. He’s just one cat body with an extra face. “Marty said she was working at the Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine at Tufts University 12 years ago when someone brought Frank and Louie in to be put to sleep. Marty said. “He doesn’t know he’s any different. He thinks he’s a normal cat.”

Whoops!  It’s magic? – The chairman of the school committee in Abington, Mass., is apologizing for a magic trick he performed before a televised meeting this week. Russell Fitzgerald, an amateur magician was known to open meetings with a little sleight of hand. This time he put his hand slightly into the wrong area when it appeared he tore the bra off a fellow committee member through her clothes!  It was met with stunned silence. Fitzgerald issued a written apology to the woman and his unknowing accomplice and will not be performing slight of hand at meetings any longer.

 No 2nd date for this guy – Police in North Carolina said a couple’s first date was interrupted when a man accidentally shot himself in a parking garage. Charlotte police said the couple returned to the man’s car after eating at Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse and the man’s gun, which was in the car, somehow went off and shot the man, His date was not injured and he was treated at Carolinas Medical Center for a non-life-threatening leg wound. Police have ruled the shooting accidental and are trying to determine how the gun went off.  I have an idea…

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