Feeling a Little Flat

It’s all fun & games until someone’s head gets chopped off – A 24-year-old man, riding a party bus for a friend’s bachelor night in Detroit was killed on Interstate 94 when he popped open an emergency escape hatch on the bus’s roof and peered out at the sights. His head slammed into an overpass.

She’s feeling a little flat – A 59-year-old woman, who had borrowed a steam roller to help with maintenance on a road near her home in Whatcom County,Wash., lost control of the vehicle, sending it into a ditch, where she was thrown and fatally rolled upon.

Plan B – Jonathan Schwartz didn’t really think this through when he called 911 in New York City to report that he had stabbed his mother to death. A few minutes later but before police arrived, Schwartz called back 911 to report a correction: “No, she committed suicide.” The mother’s body was found with multiple stab wounds, and police, notwithstanding Schwartz’s “correction,” charged him with murder.

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