Call her crazy – A 42-year-old Dutch woman has been charged with stalking after she allegedly called her boyfriend 65,000 times in the past year – that’s 178 phone calls a day! The woman claims they were in a relationship, so the number of phone calls was completely normal. The 62-year-old victim denies any relationship with her. The court ordered her to have no contact with the man ever again.
An unexpected guest – A woman plowed her Mercury Grand Marquis into a neighbor’s house outside Chicagoyesterday, killing him and exposing his marijuana-growing operation. Oops on both accounts! The 63-year-old’s accelerator apparently jammed as she was pulling out of the driveway. The victim, Zachary Isenberg, 28, walked to his window just as the car drove into his living room and his roommate, Thomas J. Micucci, jumped off the couch just before the car rammed it through the house and out the back wall. Authorities discovered guns, cash, cocaine, and a marijuana-growing operation in a locked bathroom. The roommate was arrested and charged with cannabis production and unauthorized possession of a firearm. For now, the Grand Marquis won’t be pulled out “because the engineer at the scene said the house will collapse when it’s removed,” a sheriff’s deputy said.
Hot beef injection – Add this to the list of really awful ways to go: An Illinois woman injected heated beef fat into her face, and died shortly thereafter. Janet Hardt, 63, had done it several times before, says a source, but after injecting the substance around her mouth and chin this time, her face became singed. She went to a hospital with complaints that she was experiencing a burning sensation, but died at 6:25pm. Sniff Sniff – something smells like jerkey
PS – Is this what we have to look forward to in our early 60’s???