Freak News for Thrusday 11/10

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Busted busting some moves – A shoplifter in New Jersey, Anthony DiVietro can be seen busting a move in a K-Mart aisle while stuffing T-shirts and other small items into the waistband of his jeans. He drew enough attention that an employee approached him, but DiVietro managed to flee the scene — only to be nabbed by a deputy who was among the 70,000 viewers who saw him on YouTube.

 What’s in a name – A teenager in Glastonbury, England, hopes that there’s something super in the one he just chose for himself — Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined. The Captain, also known as George Garratt, says he believes his new tag is the longest in the world — and it only cost him 20 bucks from an online name-changing service. This might make him proud, but it didn’t do anything for his family members, who are no longer speaking to him.

Next time, wear a belt – Police in Washington State allege a 43-year-oldEverett man, whose name was not released, ripped a bag from the shoulder of a woman who was walking with her two children. Well, as you know karma has a mysterious way of working and as the man tried to run away his pants fell down and he tripped and fell ass over teacup! The woman reclaimed her bag and the man was arrested while attempting to catch a taxi cab and regain some humility. Police said the man told the officer he was just “monkeying around.” Monkeying around doesn’t come cheap and he was arrested on suspicion of second-degree robbery and jailed in lieu of $50,000 bail.

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