Freak News for Thursday 10/6

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What a boob -  Implants are not just for big tatas any­more!  Hefty sil­i­cone breast implants saved a Russ­ian woman’s life after she was stabbed by her hus­band. Her large, “size 4″ implants—obtained at the request of her hubby—stopped the knife from enter­ing her heart, doc­tors told Pravda.Moscow sur­geons repaired the wound.

I’ll be back in a minute - A Ten­nessee man on trial for rob­bery took multi-tasking to a whole new level.  Mark Bur­gin was being tried for a knife­point mug­ging when he decided to try his luck one more time, hit­ting up the con­ve­nient store next door on the tri­als lunch­break!  He made off with $45,000 worth of bling. Thanks to wit­nesses and sur­veil­lance tape, author­i­ties had the crime solved quickly, but opted not to say any­thing until the jury in Burgin’s first trial deliv­ered a guilty ver­dict — at which point, he was arrested again.

 Look both ways before rob­bing - Stephen Daniel approached the counter at the store and demanded the clerk hand over “all the money in the [bleepin’] reg­is­ter.” Although the 20-year-old didn’t dis­play a weapon, the clerk decided to com­ply — smil­ing broadly the entire time.  Daniels of course didn’t ask about the clerk’s smirk and when he turned to leave, a light­bulb came on.  There was an offi­cer stand­ing directly behind him and cheer­fully slapped on the cuffs.

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