Freak News for Tuesday 9/13


Alien abduc­tion or this kid is hand­ful! - A 3-year-old Cana­dian boy who was kid­napped five days ago has been returned home appar­ently unharmed, appear­ing on his family’s sofa before dawn as mys­te­ri­ously as he dis­ap­peared, reports the Toronto Sun. Police, who had 60 offi­cers on the case, sus­pect a con­victed sex offender took Kienan Hebert from his bed last week, but were sur­prised when they received an anony­mous phone call say­ing the child had been returned home early yes­ter­day. Hebert’s fam­ily had been stay­ing in another home since the kidnapping.

The per­fect hor­ror story plot - Mil­ton Ellis, 69, told police that he met Josephine Smith, 22, at a Shell gas sta­tion. After the woman was unsuc­cess­ful at con­tact­ing fam­ily in Pen­saco­lato pick her up, Ellis invited Smith to hang out with him at an aban­doned Hoot­ers restau­rant until she found a ride. Ellis even­tu­ally fell asleep in his motor­ized wheel­chair. When he awoke, Smith was on top of him bit­ing his face and neck! She bit of chunks from his face and part of his lip. He was able to escape and fled to the gas sta­tion and called for help. When police arrived, Ellis told them the Smith was at the vacant Hoot­ers. Police found Smith half naked and cov­ered in blood. The woman was unin­jured and told police she didn’t remem­ber what had hap­pened. Smith was arrested and Bail was set at $50,000. Ellis required stitches after the attack.

He’s got it in the bag - A Swedish man had a “black­out”  at a Swedish super­mar­ket.  We don’t know the cause of his blackout…although we can make a pretty close guess because he was lying next to a 9 pound bag of meth. Turns out the 58-year-old man whose name hasn’t been released had been arrested ear­lier that day on drunk and dis­or­derly charges and was going to deliver the “goods” to another guy.  Police say he took the drugs to the store with him because he did not want to let the bag out of his sight.

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