#%@! — A resident of a Missouri town said he is organizing a food drive to show support for the Sugar Plum Fairy, who was fired by the city for cursing at a drug test.
I didn’t say go!! -Titusville,FL police said a woman, whose name was not released, stole beer from a 7-Eleven store and tried to jump in her getaway vehicle, a truck driven by Leonard Lazerte, while it began to move forward and she fell from the vehicle and was run over by the right rear tire! Investigators said the woman was taken toHomesRegionalMedicalCenter, where her condition was reported as stable. Lazerte was arrested and charged with leaving the scene of an accident with injuries.
Angels, we have heard they’re high - A heavy metal musician in California called cops to report that he’d seen a man with an assault weapon unbeknownst to him…it was his reflection in the mirror! Justin Godfrey phoned 911 to confess that he was “the angel of death” and that he had a loaded weapon to prove it. He also mentioned being high on psychedelic mushrooms and asked for a ride — although he admitted he wasn’t sure where he wanted to go. Cops described Godfrey as “compliant” when they arrived and arrested him without incident — and noted they had a nice “conversation that centered on the end of the world and what things are going to transpire.”