Freak News for Wednesday 11/2

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The Good Book gone bad -Fort Pierce­Florida police said Tonya Sut­ton was spot­ted walk­ing with an open con­tainer of Colt 45 malt liquor at 11:30 a.m. so offi­cers stopped her because of open con­tainer laws.  When they searched her they dis­cov­ered a crack pipe con­cealed in a Bible in her purse!  Sut­ton was arrested on open con­tainer and pos­ses­sion of drug para­pher­na­lia charges. Jesus isn’t gonna help out of this one, sister!

Drunk, I am - Police in Ger­many said a motorist in a Yoda cos­tume was unable to use his Jedi pow­ers to get out of charges stem­ming from a drunken dri­ving inci­dent. Inves­ti­ga­tors said the 42-year-old Ger­man man, whose name was not released, had appar­ently been out cel­e­brat­ing Hal­loween Sat­ur­day night and struck a pedes­trian while dri­ving home early Sun­day morn­ing. Police said the dri­ver was stopped about two min­utes after strik­ing the pedes­trian, who sus­tained minor injuries, and was forced to walk home when offi­cers took his license. 

Urine trou­ble - A Nebraska man may be head­ing up the river because of his inabil­ity to con­trol his streamThe uniden­ti­fied man really pissed off an offi­cer of the law by reliev­ing him­self on the side of a patrol car with the cop right inside. Obvi­ously, the deputy thought a field sobri­ety test might be in order, and the man reg­is­tered twice the legal limit.  He was charged with “lit­ter­ing by urination.”

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