Jail house rock - Never let it be said that if you get thrown in jail in Acapulco, you won’t have fun! Mexican authorities conducted a surprise search of the Acapulco penitentiary yesterday morning and found 19 prostitutes, two sacks of marijuana, 100 fighting cocks, dozens of televisions, and, yes, two peacocks, amidst other contraband, the AP reports. The peacocks were “pets,” according to a state spokesman, who didn’t explain how they wound up inside in the first place.
Oh brother! Will you marry me? - A South African couple got the shock of their life, when, after five years of dating, they discovered they are actually brother and sister! To make matters worse they are expecting their first child! Their parents separated when they were only 8 months old, and each parent took custody of a child. The couple, who wish to remain anonymous, never even knew they had a sibling! It wasn’t until the first family meeting, to celebrate their upcoming nuptials, that the truth was revealed. They have chosen to separate, but have not decided how to tell the child when he grows up. Mom, dad. This is mom…holy ***#!
Mixing his meat and veggies - Diners at an upscale Florida steakhouse are probably turning a little bit green over news about the way some employees were prepping their greens. Reggie Williams, a line cook at theBoca Raton location of Morton’s Steakhouse, filed a lawsuit against his employer because he says he was disciplined for reporting a fellow chef for “placing stalks of asparagus inside his underwear which were then plated up for unsuspecting paying customers. In court papers, Williams’ lawyer called the whole scene “unquestionably unhygienic.” That’s it??? Unhygenic??