Friday 10/05

Penn­syl­va­nia cops say 51-year-old Laura Pas­tor demanded money from a store reg­is­ter and whipped out a gun…er…her fin­ger under her shirt. She pointed it at the clerk and said, “This is a stick up. Give me all the money.” The clerk, unsure whether or not the fin­ger was loaded, handed over $148 in cash.  Pas­tor also snatched up a $5 bot­tle of pain reliever, which should help her with the legal headache she’s about to have. She’s in jail on rob­bery charges.

A man in Nor­way who got drunk and decided to sleep it off in the back seat of his car had a rude awak­en­ing when he woke up … in another coun­try. Appar­ently while the 50-year-old man was snooz­ing, two women stole his car and drove to Swe­den. Offi­cers allowed him to spend the rest of the night in the police sta­tion and were giv­ing him a ride to the train sta­tion the next morn­ing when he spot­ted his car on the road. The two women, who police said were intox­i­cated, were arrested and the man’s car was returned to him.

Accord­ing to the New Orleans Police Depart­ment, City Attor­ney Jason Cantrell, 43, was talk­ing to a police offi­cer inside Orleans Parish mag­is­trate court when a joint fell out of his pocket and onto the floor in front of the offi­cer. Cantrell was issued a sum­mons for sim­ple pos­ses­sion of mar­i­juana and released. He has been sus­pended with­out pay.

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