A bull escaped from a livestock auction in Worland, Wyo. running two miles before tearing into a home across town. Police say the bull went through an open door and down a set of stairs into a basement, causing extensive damage to the walls and stairs. The 1,400-pound bull, which refused to cooperate with handlers, had to be tranquilized before he was removed.  I wonder who was more surprised, the people who had the bull barge into their home or the bull falling down a flight of stairs?

A police officer just happened to be sitting in his cruiser near Ashley Warden’s home when her toddler son Dillan pulled down his pants and peed in the front yard, the Oklahoman reports. The officer immediately got out and wrote ticket for $2500. “We were like, ‘He’s 3 years old,'” Warden says. “He said it didn’t matter”. But she says she’s filing a complaint with the town’s police department. Her mother stated that for that amount of money they should be able to pee all over their yard!

Places NOT to take a nap! A man napping in a Montana cornfield was startled out of his snooze when he was run over by a large harvesting machine! Sheriff’s Lt. Kent O’Donnell says the 57-year-old man had been traveling the country by bus and decided to take a rest three rows deep in a field on the outskirts of Billings.  A farmer harvesting Wednesday felt his combine hit something. When he turned the machine off, he heard screaming. Emergency responders found the man’s clothing had been sucked into the cutter, ensnaring him in the blades. O’Donnell says the man, whose name was not released, suffered cuts requiring stitches and may need skin grafts, but given the circumstances is “incredibly lucky.”

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