Friday 12/21

Hu Lin had been argu­ing with her neigh­bor, Wang Sun, for the last six years over a build­ing per­mit. She was appar­ently so upset with him that she decided to name her dog after him – just so she could insult him. “She named her dog Wang and then when­ever she saw me she would start swear­ing and insult­ing the dog using my name,” Wang said in court. The judge agreed that Hu’s actions had caused Wang “men­tal anguish” so he ordered her to pay the fine of $800 and apologize.

A man who may have wanted to make a point about school safety was arrested yes­ter­day after walk­ing into Sandy Hook Ele­men­tary School in Stras­burg, Vir­ginia, car­ry­ing a two-by-four labeled, “high-powered rifle.” The school, of course, has the same name as that of the school in Con­necti­cut where Adam Lanza’s mas­sacre took place last week. Christo­pher Ger­rit John­son, 33, was not found to have any actual weapons.

Police say a man dressed as a Super Mario Brother has been arrested for grop­ing a woman in New York City’s Times Square.An NYPD spokesman says 34-year-old Damon Tor­res blocked a 58-year-old woman’s path in front of 4 Times Square and grabbed her thigh before walk­ing away. The woman not­fied police offi­cers, who arrested him.  Tres was also charged with mar­i­juana pos­ses­sion.  Seri­ously, Super Mario Broth­ers?  That is not at all sexy.  No won­der she didn’t go along with it!

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